Here are the awards for 2011 and the dick faces that earned them. Each winner of an award won a prize. In order to claim said prize they must provide their address. No fags under 18.

Stupidest idiot of 2011:

Award goes to Hooker. Hooker gets this award for his drunk driving event with a certain other person's license. I am not 100% sure this happened in 2011, if it didnt F*CK it Hooker still gets the award.
Runner up of Studiest idiot of 2011: Every single n00bfest member.

Ugliest idiot of 2011:

Award goes to Genocide. Genocide gets this award because he still is to this day the ugliest mother F*CKER I have ever seen. To simply put it as someone posted in the forums once: "You look like a retarded frankensteIn.
Runner up of Ugliest idiot of 2011: Reborn.

Fattest idiot of 2011:

Award goes to Gman. He really is extremely fat.
Runner up of Fattest idiot of 2011: Luff Waffle.

Most radioactive idiot of 2011:

Award goes to h!gh. He has suffered from radioactive posioning so many times he now has 3 dicks.
Runner up of Most radioactive idiot of 2011: Coach.

Most worthless idiot member of n00bfest for 2011:

Award goes to Cyninging of Sciedgneaidgnaigiaiga or whatever the F*CK his name is. You post the most useless shit ever, you're addiction to JR Tolkien's dick is revolting. Just go die.
Runner up of Most worthless idiot member of n00bfest for 2011: Iceman.

Sweetest voice of 2011:

Award goes to Doctor Love. Hearing your voice in ventrilo is simply mind blowing. I cant recall hearing you ever get upset, its like you're a programmed robot that doesnt feel emotions but is built with the sweetest voice ever.
Runner up of Sweetest voice of 2011: Hobo Joe.

Most unhappily married of 2011:

Award goes to Joe Mamma. His child isnt even his.
Runner up of Most unhappily married of 2011: Genocide.

Happiest couple of 2011:

Award goes to Spyda and Iceman. Both of you are so gay for each other it makes Elton John sick to his stomach. The love that you both show each other every single day in ventrilo is a chronicle to be witnessed for married people.
Runner up of Happiest couple of 2011: Sweet Pea and Strange.

Person owned the hardest from a prank in 2011:
Award goes to Hobo Joe. At a paintball gayfest Hobo Joe's phone was taken and every single contact in his phone was renamed to "Derp." To this day he still has people named Derp and has no idea who they are.
Runner up for Person owned the hardest from a prank in 2011: Angry Kitten.

Kano's most hated for 2011:

Award goes to Money. I hate you. You're a F*CKING little C*CK sucker douche bag. I am not sending you a present for this award, you get nothing at all and you will always be muted for me in Ventrilo because I hate every single molecule that creates your existance. Die.
Runner up for Kano's most hated for 2011: Clorox.

Biggest virgin for 2011:

Award goes to Luff Waffle. You might have a chance to get laid if you could actually locate your dick under all that fat. Good luck.
Runner up for Biggest Virgin for 2011: Tikimon.

Most likely to be seen on a Crime Stoppers Ad for 2011:

Award goes to Token. We all know why. I dont have to explain this.
Runner up for Most likely to be seen on a Crime Stoppers Ad for 2011: The other half of Monk.

Most worthless brothers of 2011:

Award goes to Sleepy and Richy Brown. You guys are terrible. Everything you guys touch ends up in the garbage.
Runner up for Most Worthless brothers of 2011: Token and Monk.

Biggest corporate loving Republican douche bag top 1% stuck up greedy rich ignorant F*CK of 2011:

Award goes to Fomenta. Thanks for ruining the economy with your trickle down failure effect.
Runner Up of Biggest corporate loving Republican douche bag top 1% stuck up greedy rich ignorant F*CK of 2011: Metalgod.

Person with the shittiest computer of 2011:

Award goes to Pitstop. Congratulations, your computer was there for the space race of the 20th century. Today's smartphones are 4,000 times powerful than that piece of shit paperwieght you have as a computer.
Runner up for Person with the shittiest computer of 2011: Luff Waffle.

Biggest Emo Rager of 2011:

Award goes to Omega. If you actually didn't have a fear of women and would lose your virginity you would probably release all of your rage and be a calm person....but that will never happen because you rage quit trying to even approach a person of the opposite sex.
Runner up for Biggest Emo Rage of 2011: Genocide.

Smartest person of 2011:

Award goes to no one. No one earned this. You are all a bunch of morons.
Runner up for Smartest person of 2011: No one is smart enough for runner up either.

Most mutant demi human in n00bfest for 2011:

Award goes to Coach. You're a genetic fuckup. You have 1 eye. You are mentally unstable. The community should kill you with fire but we are all too afraid to get close to you.
Runner up for Most mutant demi human in n00bfest for 2011: Genocide

Person with the stupidest real name of 2011:

Award goes to Fugly. Your last name is Woodcock....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Runner up for Person with the stupidest real name of 2011: Gage Faltz

Oldest F*CK in n00bfest for 2011:

Award goes to Dirtybag. You're so F*CKING old. You wake up every morning at 5am and take 50 pills, another 30 pills at noon and 25 more at night. You continually play Counter Strike from your assisted living home. You were alive at the birth of electricity.

Runner up for Oldest F*CK in n00bfest for 2011: Corpsehumper.

My name is Gman and I approve this message. Moved to the Announcements section.

This is pure awesome!! YAY! I got an award and a runner-up haha



And I didn't have to steal it!!

Damn I though I was Kano's Most hated, But w/e

Also This thread is Pure Win

Congratulations to the award winners!!! Reading this was an excellent start to my day.

Love you to kano IM SO HAPPY YOU PICKED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3333333

Hahaha, that's pretty funny.

lol. This thread ftw.

lol the best part is reading it in kanos voice screaming it at money over ventrillo.

hahaa this is awesome

thread full of win

WOW win! hahah

Maybe next year I shall dethrone someone with my dick

Simply a work of art. No changes or additions please. Tazz you'll never make any list anywhere for anything ever. Dick or no dick. But, I do love you.

-Cunt

F*CK yeah, I get a prize.

*Edit*
Shit I'm not 18.....F*CK!

Can I still get a prize?

Lol I got an award. Oh an richy fell off the face of the planet idk when he'll get his.

LOLOLOL

WTF me and tiki didn't win happiest couple I demand a re-count.

Strange and I would win before you would. Just saying. EAT MY IMAGINARY DICK.

Geno and I should totally get 2 prizes for being a runner up in 4 different awards, while being the winner of 1 award... :D