I REALLY don't know how to bind a key to a sentence, for example: if i press P it will automatticly say: Owned... or something. Please help me with this.

ok open up your console and you would type
bind yourkeyhere "Say I like men"
say is the command for chat so example
bind w "Say I like men"
bind r "Say I like big men"

(i think cray is gay. he even says it....he likes big men)

Anywayz thanks crayola for the help! it helped me, and i have my binds now. My mistake was i did it without the "" :S anywayz thanks for the help