Ok so i was talking to my friend..yes I have a friend. and I told him that the best super power would me a giganta C*CK that shoots chunky blues cheese dressing and balls that sweat gold leaf... or some shit like that.
So what would yours be? please no lame shit like "I wish I could fly" we all wish we could fly F*CK o

I would want the ability to edit the memories of others, I could do whatever I wanted without consequence.

Mind powers would be cool, like the professors.

I would like to be able to turn things into explosives, but not be harmed by them. Like super hard skin but throwing out a dildo that packs a punch like c4. They would call me, armada.

RETARDED!

You're already retarded, you have to come up with an ability that you DON'T have, GOD!

that is some funny shit. I would also love the power to prduce any flavor cum so people would love to suck my willy..

The ability to fart as loud and as long as I could and also to control the aroma my ass produced.

Boss.

Time manipulation, with the added ability to bypass the laws of physics.

Still confused on quackers power so basically you want to be gay and toss salads?

i think i would go with the ability to change into any one like mystiq off of x-men

My bad,i thought the topic was White power.

Omnipotence and Omniscience.

Me too, my hopes in a good thread turned into another gay rct one.

But cyning though ur power ud want to be is a hobbit like frodo and have grand adventures.

I would ike to either fly or have the ability to manipulate something to beale to fly or super speed for oneitd keep me in shape ad wo I could beat a AFRICAN AMERICAN in a race :) also the runningthing is a good cardio thing and be good incase we get the zombie apoclypse

I just got done watching a documentary on HBO about real life superheros.... You want to see retarded? Google that shit.

I guess the power to conquer over all others. I know the president has some powers but not enough to actually change anything without having others shit on his parade. There are plenty of things that needs to be fixed and shit is being solved.

I still think invisibility is the best super power. How can you harm something you can't see?

I already have super powers, somewhat latent but they're there. Unfortunately I'm not in complete control of them yet. I am capable of using psychic energy to determine optimizations in physical movement, environmental interactions and social interactions. I once sent an astral ball to a friend on the opposite coast of the united states and woke him up in a dream through an answering machine, the travel time for the astral ball being about 3 hours, at which time he woke up and called me, saying "Hey, I got your message!".

Many occasions, there's been a great deal of synchronicity in my thoughts, events, and overheard conversations in passing.

The most difficult aspect of all of this, is realizing that much of this stuff is already inherent within the framework of humanity, but it needs recognition by each individual in order to properly manifest.

LOL



My power would be to fit 72 C*CK in my mouth at once.

Anal lied when he told me he could do that now. I was bragging about being the best whore around.

I'VE CAUGHT YOU IN YOUR SHENANIGANS NOW!