i went and bought a large supply of yogurt (not the kind with fruit), and the largest tupperware container i could find. I mixed the yogurt with a mass amount of water. As you can imagine, it looked like semen. Now what I did with it.. was the best idea ever. I put the container of fake man-goo in my backpack and drove to my local sperm bank with a mission at hand. I walked up and filled out the paperwork and as i was walking to the bathroom, i was stopped by a woman who asked about my backpack. I told her it was my porn because i didnt trust theirs and i continued to the room. I pulled the container out and poured it all over my body in the form of some sort of ejaculation. I proceded to yell " HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG OH GOD"and ran out of the room, flailing my fake goo covered arms wildly and screaming, flicking it onto walls and people and then i took a look back to see the wide eyed, screaming people i left behind.. then i got in my car and drove off.
_________________ She said "no"... but I said "YES"
Mon May 07, 2012 7:42 pm
Luke
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Re: My amazing saturday.
I came in second at Nationals i win
_________________ Lots of people have birthdays in early November. I like to think that it's because their parents fucked on Valentine's day.
"OH BABY YOU BOUGHT ME A HALLMARK CARD AND SOME F*CKING ROSES. PLEASE BUST A LOAD IN MY SNATCH AND LET'S MAKE A CRITTER" "LOL K" *SPLAT* -Gman
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