Walk into gamestop ask for a copy of Atlier Totori clerk says "wut" spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets oh gosh my face gets red "please gimme a copy of Atlier Totori right now" "what platform is it?" struggling to contain my embarrasment asscheeks clenched to contain my shit meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets voice reduced to a mumble "Have money please Atlier Totori give money please game" "are you ok?" shit breaches my asscheeks fly into counter at 60 mph crash through clerk holds onto me for dear life all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes crash through row of buildings in the strip mall, theres glass in my face still yelling "ATLIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATLIER GAMESTOP TOTORI" Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti my rocket shows no sign of stopping he tilts me backwards reached 650 mph now going into the atomosphere spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls to earth in glorious brown and yellow streams as we head towards the stratosphere children frolic in the mess created by my anusthe g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigourously and crate a gale spaghetti and shit blowing through air on planet below 3 miles up now gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls and is shredded by the force of my shit my transformation is almost complete as i leavethe atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a ruddersteer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail
_________________ She said "no"... but I said "YES"
Fri May 04, 2012 6:38 pm
CPTReynolds
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Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 4380 Location: Doing your Mom while your sister waits her turn!
Re: Wat
And here I thought I needed to get laid.............
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Late at night, when everyone is asleep, I fill my bathtub with marinara sauce. Then i submerge myself completely in the sauce, and imagine I'm a meatball.
_________________ She said "no"... but I said "YES"
Tue May 22, 2012 12:35 pm
Luke
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Joined: Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:28 pm Posts: 1295
Re: Wat
_________________ Lots of people have birthdays in early November. I like to think that it's because their parents fucked on Valentine's day.
"OH BABY YOU BOUGHT ME A HALLMARK CARD AND SOME F*CKING ROSES. PLEASE BUST A LOAD IN MY SNATCH AND LET'S MAKE A CRITTER" "LOL K" *SPLAT* -Gman
Tue May 22, 2012 1:09 pm
Montreal
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Joined: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:46 am Posts: 2623 Location: Montreal, Canada
Late at night, when everyone is asleep, I fill my bathtub with marinara sauce. Then i submerge myself completely in the sauce, and imagine I'm a meatball.
Do you own a goddamn field of tomatoes, cuz that shit can get pretty expensive...hot damn! A whole tub filled with marinara, every night all night.
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