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 Story Of My Life 
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I know I wasn't active for a while. And while i wasn't active there are a few things that have happened in my life.

Hmmm... Where to begin?!

The reason I stopped playing is simple. I was an immature little kid, and got "BUTT-HURT" easily. So there was always drama around me lol. But I'm past that now, and I can say that I have grown up a lot and maybe matured Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_11 . So I missed all you guys and my home n00bfest. And now I'm back!

And so let the story begin. While i wasn't active, I use to write letter to my grandma. She use to live in Russia at that time. And as some of you might know, my parents been divorced since I was 7 and now I'm 21. Anyways, Since I moved to the United States I haven't talked to my dad, and when i would ask grandma where he is she would say he is working in another city and doesn't have a phone.
So one beautiful and sunny August morning, my girlfriend at that time turned out to be a whore and we broke up. Then a few hours later that day I received a phone call from Russia and guess who was on the other side of the line? The cops! I know, i was like WTF???

And they say: " Are you Leon?"
I reply:"Well duh, who's this?"
The guy said something like:"This is the lieutenant of the police, of this and that division."
I was like:"Ummm...Okay..."

They guy stated that my grandma was found dead half of her body was on the bed and the other on the floor.

Then he says:"You don't have a grandma anymore, just letting you know."
I was like:"Did you notify my dad? He needs to be there. He is in another city working."
The cop, of course being an asshole as the majority of Russian cops are.
And so he says:"Ha boy you didn't know?"
Me:"Didn't know what?"
Cop:"Your dad has been in prison for murder, for the past two years."
Me:" WHAT THE F*CK?"
Cop:"Yeah, now you know. Bye!"

So I was like wow that is messed up. And about two months after my dad gets out of prison and calls me. Then sends me $3000. Saying he is doing well and works for the county. I got a bit suspicious, because people that get out of prison for murder can't work for the county. Then a few months later He calls me and says that people he use to work with that paid everyone to reduce his prison sentence to two years instead of 25 to life, go in trouble with people in a higher position, and that those people took two of his houses, his car and $50,000. And now he owes them. So, he became a bum and rubbed his best friends. And now people that know me "My dad's best friends" Hate me and they said I will be nothing in life and a piece of shit alcoholic/murderer like my dad.

Long story short, I haven't heard from my dad since that time.
Now you know a little bit of what happened to me over that time when i wasn't active. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_37

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Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:46 pm
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damn bro russia is no f'in joke. I hope everything gets better for you. Im sorry about your grandma though man mucho ♥

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Thanks Geno, I'm doing good now. Back in college. getting my shit together! Renovating, paining the house and shit! 2012 Fresh start !!!! ♥

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How many girls (not fatties) have touched your no-no spot because you were a competitive CS player?
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Sorry to hear about your Grandma, but keep your head up and don't worry about the past just the future.

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Sorry to hear about your Grandma, but keep your head up and don't worry about the past just the future.


Yeap!!! I'm working on it right now =)!! thanks for the support! Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_06

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Man, damn.

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Yeah! Crazy shit happens all the time. Life tends to have its surprises. But you just have to pick yourself up and keep movin' !!!!!!

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Hell of a story man gl to ya and sorry about your grandma.

And WELCOME BACK

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Hell of a story man gl to ya and sorry about your grandma.

And WELCOME BACK


Thanks =) . Nice to be back. Time to kick ass at CSS hehe

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We talked about this a bit earlier, so I don't really have anything to say about the story... but I expect pictures of the end result after painting.

For everyone else: I tech-supported his ass through fixing his walls and getting them ready for paint.

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F*CK MY ASS MAN! I feel like shit now. Perhaps a tremendous buzz kill......keep your head up high man. Sorry about your grandmother man. One Love bro:)

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welcome back, glad to see you and sorry to hear of your troubles. also glad to see that you are working towards yourself too

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