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Kwang!
[n00b] Member
Joined: Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:04 pm
Posts: 4413
Location: Here.
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 Stalker Okay this is kind-of funny but knowing kids these days it's pretty dumb. Someone just called me with a private number. Here is a semi-verbatim transcript of the call: Code: Stalker: "Hello?"
Me: "Hello? Hello? Hello?"
Stalker: "Hello?"
Me: "Hello? Hello? Hello?"
Stalker: "Hello?"
Me: "Hello? Hello? Hello?"
Stalker: "Is this Kwang Phung?"
Me: Hello? Hello? Hello?
Stalker: "Is this Kwang Phung?"
Me: "Who are you?"
Stalker: "Is this Kwang Phung?"
Me: "You called me, who are you?"
Stalker: "I can tell you're Vietnamese, who are you?"
Me: "LSHIRSAEOH SDLHGLSDHF:LDSHF LKDFH:SDLH L:FHSLDH:FLSDH FLIHSAEIFHISDH:FLSHDFKLHSDLKFH:KLHFLKSDHFLSDHFDSL:SDJ>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>JLOLOLKSDHFIELHFIOUEHFL KHSJKLHSKALHDKLAHDAH'
Stalker: "Is this Kwang Phung?"
Me: "Who are you?"
Stalker: "I play Counter-Strike with you and now I'm stalking you."
Me: "SDLIREHISDOHISH SLOLOL AFRICAN AMERICAN"
Stalker: "You don't care if I'm stalking you?"
Me: "LOLOLOLOLOLSDLHFLK:SDHFKLHSD:FKLHSDFLKHSDL:FHSDLFHLOLOLOL"
Stalker: "click." _________________
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AnalChowMein
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Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:00 am
Posts: 3214
Location: Michigan
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Re: Stalker Um..............
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KC x Ninja x
[n00b] Member
Joined: Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:37 am
Posts: 581
Location: Liberty, MO
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Re: Stalker AnalChowMein wrote: Um.............. ^
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Bleep
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:11 pm
Posts: 1736
Location: Gainesville, Florida
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Re: Stalker Question mark!
_________________  Rokatanski wrote: I F*CKING love you.
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Kwang!
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Joined: Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:04 pm
Posts: 4413
Location: Here.
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Re: Stalker That's what the stalker thought too. Don't try to call me and not give me your name.
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| Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:31 pm |
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m3L1sS4
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Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:05 am
Posts: 76
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Re: Stalker Thats not a very suave or sneaky stalker.
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Loke
Game Server Admin
Joined: Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:03 am
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Re: Stalker m3L1sS4 wrote: Thats not a very suave or sneaky stalker. And she would know, she's been picked up by many stalkers and they were all very suave :P _________________AngryKitten wrote: I henceforth shall refer to Loke as Toki Wartooth.
I advise you all do the same. Turkey_Testicles wrote: i love you loke...may your hamwallet forever embrace my dude-piston
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krick3t
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:33 pm
Posts: 173
Location: Georgia
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Re: Stalker this is just slightly creepy
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Hito
n00bfest Council
Joined: Mon Jul 05, 2010 1:18 am
Posts: 1740
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Re: Stalker By suave do we mean Rico suave?
Anyways cool story brah
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KuNg_Fu
[n00b] Member
Joined: Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:00 am
Posts: 846
Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin
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Re: Stalker F*CKING Kwang
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m3L1sS4
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:05 am
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Re: Stalker Loke wrote: m3L1sS4 wrote: Thats not a very suave or sneaky stalker. And she would know, she's been picked up by many stalkers and they were all very suave :P Wrong silly. Stalkers don't pick people up. They chloroform them
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Tazzaler
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Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm
Posts: 5727
Location: Dakota, North
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Re: Stalker GET OUT OF HERE STALKER  _________________
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Kwang!
[n00b] Member
Joined: Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:04 pm
Posts: 4413
Location: Here.
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Re: Stalker Tazzaler wrote: GET OUT OF HERE STALKER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH _________________
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Sandman
fomenta's bitch
Joined: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:53 pm
Posts: 2811
Location: giving bitches wet willies
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Re: Stalker m3L1sS4 wrote: Loke wrote: m3L1sS4 wrote: Thats not a very suave or sneaky stalker. And she would know, she's been picked up by many stalkers and they were all very suave :P Wrong silly. Stalkers don't pick people up. They chloroform them Can you tell me if this towel smells like chloroform for me? _________________Am I evil? Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man, yes I am
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snuggle
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Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 11:00 pm
Posts: 1595
Location: Calgary Alberta
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Re: Stalker Sandman wrote: m3L1sS4 wrote: Loke wrote:
And she would know, she's been picked up by many stalkers and they were all very suave :P
Wrong silly. Stalkers don't pick people up. They chloroform them Can you tell me if this towel smells like chloroform for me? wanna come over to my house sandy?.... Ive got some puffy handcuffs we could play with. _________________
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chinesethunda
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Joined: Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:11 am
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Re: Stalker i srsly lol'd >_> i am ashamed
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