Vendetta was having a spam fest in the stories forum, then he joined the easy team.


End of story.
I wanted to be original with my I AM A HOMOSEXUAL getting.

Due to the large amount of QQ inherent with a post poking fun at +1s, I will actually post a story that doesn't involve Vendetta - and is pretty funny:

I share a room with one of the singlehandedly dumbest people I have ever met. Told him to heat up a pizza, he puts the pizza in the oven. In the box. Sets off the fire alarm. Anyway, so the door's closed as per usual cause I have a ton of valuable stuff in there. I open it up, take in a whiff and go "You smell like a F*CKING girl." Look to my left where his desk is, notice a feminine jacket. Realize that there's two people breathing to my right, start laughing uncontrollably and walk out of the room.

Then today: kick the door cause it's closed. No answer, wait a bit, open it up, hear a gasp - respond "LOOK YOU FAT BITCH I KNOCKED YOU DIDN'T ANSWER. IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GOING TO NOT COME INTO MY ROOM EVER."

Next goal: working the fact that she has large hitboxes into a conversation.

This is the perfect example of a I AM A HOMOSEXUAL post if I have ever seen one! RCT's take note this could get you forum banned! <---(see what I did there Hooker, I turned my I AM A HOMOSEXUAL into a resourceful rct lesson nolonger making my post a I AM A HOMOSEXUAL! Watch and learn buddy)

Look at every response under this post. Vendetta responded incessantly to like 9 threads, regardless of age.

Edit: He probably will also join the easy team when he plays later.

You ever think about being a lobbyist, Hooker? You always seem to have something to rail against...

I like giving Vendetta a hard time, because he's a easy team joining AFRICAN AMERICAN!

And something about canada.

On a side note (edit): LOL! You're complaining to me about complaining. Lets talk about burning some witches, shall we?

I AM A HOMOSEXUAL