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Kwang!
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Down In The Park
So I was walking in the park today on my usual route to the library where I go online and there was this latina woman, probably about 40 years old sitting on a bench. She was with her three daughters, ages roughly around thirteen, nine and four. I overhear her talking to someone about how her youngest daughter wants to ride without training wheels but she didn't have any tools handy.
As I walk by her, she calls over to me from the bench, looking a little distraught.
"Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have any tools on you, would you?"
I say "No, I'm sorry but I don't have any tools on me." and then as I'm about to walk away, I remembered that I carry an adjustable wrench in my knapsack. So I turned around and said "Wait a minute, I just might have something."
The woman says "Oh, thank you thank you thank you!" and then starts in again about her four year old's bicycle and how she wants to ride without the training wheels.
The bike is perhaps the smallest bike made for humans that I have ever seen, not a big-wheel of course, just a regular bicycle. It has white tires, 2-3 inches wide and about 12 inches in diameter, give or take an inch or two. The frame is purple, the seat is white with sparkle trim along the sides, and it has a pink chain guard. The training wheels are white, with white paint on the metal.
"Let's see what I can do." I say, and I get down on one knee and start to take off the training wheels.
While I'm in the middle of doing this, the woman asks me if there is enough air in the bicycle's tires.
I check them both and although there was some air in them, it was pretty darn easy to push them most of the way in.
So I inform her that they needed more air.
The woman looks at her eldest daughter and says "See, I told you so!" and her daughter defends herself, saying that she meant that with the training wheels on, the bike would ride just fine. I agree with them both, in a manner of speaking. Yes, I say, the bike could be ridden easily with the training wheels on, as they take the pressure off of the rear tire, but would be a bit more difficult without them. I almost think to run home and grab my pump, but I am not feeling that generous I suppose.
So I take the training wheels off, one by one, and in between each one, the woman makes sure, by instruction, that I tighten the bolts after I've taken each one off. I then get to the seat, and she asks me if it can be pulled up. I put it up about an inch and she asks me to go higher. I pull it up a few more inches and then notice the engraved ring around the piping that says 'caution' underneath it. I settle for aligning the seat's pipe to the entry hole by aligning it at the top of this line, for safety's sake. Once again, the woman instructs me to make sure that the bolt holding the seat in is tightened properly.
As I finish, the woman apologizes for the trouble she has caused me, to which I state that it wasn't any trouble at all, and that it was a good use of my time. She thanks me, and then I say "You're welcome." and go on my way.
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Sat Sep 18, 2010 3:59 pm |
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Coach
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Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 4936 Location: Gardendale, Texas
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Re: Down In The Park
I read this expecting a trim story...something...anything.
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Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:08 pm |
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Omega
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Joined: Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 3321 Location: On the Savannah, GA
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Re: Down In The Park
Hmm... uhh, this was a great story....
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Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:09 pm |
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JoeMamma
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Re: Down In The Park
Cool story, bro!
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Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:10 pm |
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Kwang!
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Joined: Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:04 pm Posts: 4413 Location: Here.
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Re: Down In The Park
I am sorry that it isn't a pr0n story or something like that, just something strange that happened to me on my way to the library today.
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Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:55 pm |
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obejii
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Joined: Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 461
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Re: Down In The Park
I think it was cool of you to help that woman and her young daughter out. Not an exciting story, but i was glad to hear about how you brightened someones day.
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Sat Sep 18, 2010 9:08 pm |
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emerald
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Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:20 pm Posts: 110
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Re: Down In The Park
this seems so random to post on here but very kind of you. i was expecting something more extraordinary
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Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:50 pm |
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Kwang!
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Re: Down In The Park
emerald wrote: this seems so random to post on here but very kind of you. i was expecting something more extraordinary Lower your expectations and you'll walk away fulfilled.
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Sun Sep 19, 2010 2:36 pm |
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Sleepy Brown
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Re: Down In The Park
Well atleast you did the right thing....
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Sun Sep 19, 2010 4:01 pm |
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Kwang!
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Re: Down In The Park
Sleepy Brown wrote: Well atleast you did the right thing.... ....yes that is true.
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Sun Sep 19, 2010 4:05 pm |
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AnalChowMein
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Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 3214 Location: Michigan
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Re: Down In The Park
You should of got a BJ from the mom.
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Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:16 am |
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CHRiS
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Joined: Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 829
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Re: Down In The Park
The mistake: No, I'm sorry but I don't have any tools on me. The correction: I've got a tool, and I know how to use it. *Queue 70s porn music*
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Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:00 pm |
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Sandman
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Joined: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:53 pm Posts: 2811 Location: giving bitches wet willies
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Re: Down In The Park
Quote: this latina woman, probably about 40 years old sitting on a bench. She was with her three daughters, ages roughly around thirteen, nine and four. Quote: 2-3 inches wide and about 12 inches in diameter, give or take an inch or two. Quote: I get down on one knee and start to take off Quote: could be ridden easily with the training Quote: she asks me if it can be pulled up. I put it up about an inch and she asks me to go higher. I pull it up a few more inches Quote: As I finish, the woman apologizes sounds like a porn to me
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WaffleLover
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Re: Down In The Park
Sandman015 wrote: Quote: this latina woman, probably about 40 years old sitting on a bench. She was with her three daughters, ages roughly around thirteen, nine and four. Quote: 2-3 inches wide and about 12 inches in diameter, give or take an inch or two. Quote: I get down on one knee and start to take off Quote: could be ridden easily with the training Quote: she asks me if it can be pulled up. I put it up about an inch and she asks me to go higher. I pull it up a few more inches Quote: As I finish, the woman apologizes sounds like a porn to me LOL! You Sandie are F*CKING amazing :)
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Tue Sep 21, 2010 7:05 am |
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«Deputy¦Dan»
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Joined: Tue Aug 10, 2010 8:46 pm Posts: 168 Location: Austin, TX
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Re: Down In The Park
Kwang's Morality rating went up by 15! Kwang leveled up! *buh buh buh buuuuuuuuh* you sir, are very nice to strangers, im surprised she didnt have any candy on her to give you, you know with multiple daughters candy should be a must for the park so they dont accept it from strangers.
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Tue Sep 21, 2010 7:36 am |
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Kwang!
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Re: Down In The Park
«Deputy¦Dan» wrote: Kwang's Morality rating went up by 15! Kwang leveled up! *buh buh buh buuuuuuuuh* you sir, are very nice to strangers, im surprised she didnt have any candy on her to give you, you know with multiple daughters candy should be a must for the park so they dont accept it from strangers. CANDY!!
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Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:12 pm |
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LeCoq
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Re: Down In The Park
Oh god Sandman, way to transform this not-so-amazing story into a F*CKING awesome one
laughed so hard!
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Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:33 pm |
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«Deputy¦Dan»
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Joined: Tue Aug 10, 2010 8:46 pm Posts: 168 Location: Austin, TX
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Re: Down In The Park
LeCoq wrote: Oh god Sandman, way to transform this not-so-amazing story into a F*CKING awesome one
laughed so hard! yeah, i laughed pretty hard too, sandman knows how to read between the lines and out of context xD
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Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:08 pm |
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Hito
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Joined: Mon Jul 05, 2010 1:18 am Posts: 1740
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Re: Down In The Park
wanna know what's so bad is probably that's all Sandman read of this unbelieveably random useless post that Kwang is known for.
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Sat Nov 20, 2010 10:15 pm |
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Codeman
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Joined: Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 443 Location: Philadelphia, PA
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Re: Down In The Park
Hito wrote: unbelieveably random useless post that Kwang is known for. You're one to talk you butt hole surfer.
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Sun Nov 21, 2010 2:44 pm |
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