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 She was playing billiards "the naughty kind" 
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Post She was playing billiards "the naughty kind"
So hahaha i speaked with a friend recently and she told me that a friend of her went to an ER to get some strange object out of her, so, she has a brother that is older than her and he has some friends back in Mazatlan, so i dont know how or why this dude knew a doctor that was on this girls case, so he managed to obtain the entire story hahaha the first storyline was that she had a billiard ball stuck in her anus, BUT then after a little reasearch my friends brother found out that she had it stuck in her vagina AND not only that HAHAHA he got the xray´s he doctors took on this bitch HAHAHAHAAHAAHAHA i F*CKING cracked when i saw this pictures, IT IS DEFINETELY A TRUE STORY.

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Wow if she didn't try to look like a slut in the picture she might be halfway hot. That's great man only in Mexico.

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She looks like a pornstar...but wow! She must've been quite high while doing it, because it looks pretty painful to me.


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She looks like a pornstar...but wow! She must've been quite high while doing it, because it looks pretty painful to me.


In fact she was lind on drugs or some shit like that, in the investigation people said that she was laughing and making fun of herself while in the hospital HAHAHA.

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HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHa, Wow, that hilarious, she aint lookin to bad either.

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She has to be a slut if she can fit a pool ball in her pu$$y.


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i'd tap that with the pool ball still in there

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lawl that xray is great

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What is the other object....in front of her spine?


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It looks like a tongue ring lmao

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WOW! Just......... wow. Like.... really?



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that FACEPALM vid made me lol :P

how stupid is this bitch on a scale from 3 to 17 :P

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When I was in high school this girl in my chem class did a co-op at a hospital and was given a few X-rays from the techs to show off at school of shit like that. The funniest x-ray was the one they didn't tell her about and she put it up without looking first and it was a woman who had a huge vibrator stuck in her ass. You could make out the whole vibrator with all the motor parts and the batteries in the x-ray.

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I think its safe to say. It is possible to throw a hot dog down there and hear an echo. And why does she also have a tongue piercing bar in her stomach Lol

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just wow.. LMAO thats fantastic

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What is the other object....in front of her spine?


Its a belly ring, you old fart.

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What is the other object....in front of her spine?


Its a belly ring, you old fart.


Or that lol, the bar looks backwards

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ahahaha made my day. i love shit like this

but...get that thing out of there, and i'd surely stick it in half hard and piss

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HAHA, nice 1 ginzu

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Yes, she has a TONGUE ring on her BELLYBUTTON..

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