F*CK tikimon

Hiddenvally09 · Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:56 am

Okay so one day I am chillin in my room cleaning up so my mom doesn’t come and bitch for about an hour and a half, when all of a sudden I hear someone knocking on my window I wonder who could it be, I walk over and who do I see, Tikimon, Emily, and Aaron. Tikimon says “hay hidden vally we are going over to the “abandoned house”, would you like to come and join, I say “ I can’t right now I have to finish cleaning my room” they call me a HOMOSEXUAL and walk off. After about 5 minutes I get done cleaning my room, and decide to go over to the “abounded house”. I get over there and we have a little bit of fun you know joking around, Aaron saying this would be a nice place to F*CK his girlfriend that weekend (wish they caught him then), and me having a feeling we are going to get caught, well later on Tikimon thought it would be a good idea to chance douche Aaron with a 2x4, while I sit there calling them dumb asses. A couple of moments later we hear “FREEZE” and to cops have a taser guns pointed at Aaron and Tikimon. Next thing we know we are sitting against a wall, and two cops (one guy, and what I think was a girl) telling us that we're hoodlums and what we did was wrong. Since I was black, and my buddy Aaron was ummm.. you know the ones that will cut you then use the blade to snort drugs. They decided to search me and him, and when my hand kept going near my pocket they would say “settle down big boy”. After sitting there for about 30 min, the owner decided to show up. We found that she did not abandon the house they just could not afford to keep building at that time. Then after she told us that, and the cops gave us a speech about how lucky we are, the lady turned to Emily and asked are you Pam. The reason she asked that is on a previous trip over there one of our friends thought it would be funny to write Pam on the wall, but he did it with a can of PAM he found on the floor, get the joke? If you don’t then your dumb and need to die. After that all 4 us were put into a tiny squad car, and I’m a fat kid so it was more like 5. After that he took us back to each of our houses (about 5 minute walk) and started to drop us off, first was Tikimon. While he was out of the car with the cop I said it’s a good thing Rachel wasn’t with us this time, Aaron and Emily look at me like dumbass and I sit there like what did I do. When he came back out to the squad care he told us to be careful about what we say because it’s all being recorded I think, well shit I’m a dumb ass. Then he dropped off Emily, then they drop me off, My mom answers the doorbell and the cop tell her what I did wrong, and then she says im so sorry for what he did, drags me into the house (like a wolf takes a wounded animal to eat it). She sits me down, yells at me, then my grandpa yells at me, then my grandma yelled and they just kept taking turns. The only reason they didn’t beat the hell out of me is they did not want me to be in to much pain to do all the work they just decided to give me. So the next day I walk down to the bus stop, and ask everyone what their punishment was they all just smiled at me. Emily’s family did nothing at all, Aaron’s parents gave him a “talking to”, and Tikimon, he got money to go to the movies that following Friday. And what did hidden vally get, grounded for a month and a list of chores longer than Schindler’s list. What is the moral to this story, never do anything that Tikimon says will be fun because all of his half-witted ideas always end up getting my black fat ass in a shit load of trouble, while he laughs at me and gets to do whatever the hell he wants. F*CK Tiki

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