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Hiddenvally09
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Joined: Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:56 pm Posts: 48 Location: Navarre ,fl
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F*CK tikimon
Okay so one day I am chillin in my room cleaning up so my mom doesn’t come and bitch for about an hour and a half, when all of a sudden I hear someone knocking on my window I wonder who could it be, I walk over and who do I see, Tikimon, Emily, and Aaron. Tikimon says “hay hidden vally we are going over to the “abandoned house”, would you like to come and join, I say “ I can’t right now I have to finish cleaning my room” they call me a HOMOSEXUAL and walk off. After about 5 minutes I get done cleaning my room, and decide to go over to the “abounded house”. I get over there and we have a little bit of fun you know joking around, Aaron saying this would be a nice place to F*CK his girlfriend that weekend (wish they caught him then), and me having a feeling we are going to get caught, well later on Tikimon thought it would be a good idea to chance douche Aaron with a 2x4, while I sit there calling them dumb asses. A couple of moments later we hear “FREEZE” and to cops have a taser guns pointed at Aaron and Tikimon. Next thing we know we are sitting against a wall, and two cops (one guy, and what I think was a girl) telling us that we're hoodlums and what we did was wrong. Since I was black, and my buddy Aaron was ummm.. you know the ones that will cut you then use the blade to snort drugs. They decided to search me and him, and when my hand kept going near my pocket they would say “settle down big boy”. After sitting there for about 30 min, the owner decided to show up. We found that she did not abandon the house they just could not afford to keep building at that time. Then after she told us that, and the cops gave us a speech about how lucky we are, the lady turned to Emily and asked are you Pam. The reason she asked that is on a previous trip over there one of our friends thought it would be funny to write Pam on the wall, but he did it with a can of PAM he found on the floor, get the joke? If you don’t then your dumb and need to die. After that all 4 us were put into a tiny squad car, and I’m a fat kid so it was more like 5. After that he took us back to each of our houses (about 5 minute walk) and started to drop us off, first was Tikimon. While he was out of the car with the cop I said it’s a good thing Rachel wasn’t with us this time, Aaron and Emily look at me like dumbass and I sit there like what did I do. When he came back out to the squad care he told us to be careful about what we say because it’s all being recorded I think, well shit I’m a dumb ass. Then he dropped off Emily, then they drop me off, My mom answers the doorbell and the cop tell her what I did wrong, and then she says im so sorry for what he did, drags me into the house (like a wolf takes a wounded animal to eat it). She sits me down, yells at me, then my grandpa yells at me, then my grandma yelled and they just kept taking turns. The only reason they didn’t beat the hell out of me is they did not want me to be in to much pain to do all the work they just decided to give me. So the next day I walk down to the bus stop, and ask everyone what their punishment was they all just smiled at me. Emily’s family did nothing at all, Aaron’s parents gave him a “talking to”, and Tikimon, he got money to go to the movies that following Friday. And what did hidden vally get, grounded for a month and a list of chores longer than Schindler’s list. What is the moral to this story, never do anything that Tikimon says will be fun because all of his half-witted ideas always end up getting my black fat ass in a shit load of trouble, while he laughs at me and gets to do whatever the hell he wants. F*CK Tiki
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Montreal
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Joined: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:46 am Posts: 2623 Location: Montreal, Canada
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Re: F*CK tikimon
Lol. F*CK Tiki indeed.
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Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:02 pm |
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Hiddenvally09
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Joined: Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:56 pm Posts: 48 Location: Navarre ,fl
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Re: F*CK tikimon
Thats just one of a million times he has gotten me in trouble but hes still my vb
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Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:14 pm |
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Loke
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Joined: Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:03 am Posts: 1603
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Re: F*CK tikimon
i lol'ed , go tiki you little bastard :P
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Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:56 am |
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Reborn
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Joined: Thu May 21, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 2117 Location: Sagittarius A*
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Re: F*CK tikimon
My eyes! I'm going blind :(
*Wall of text kills Reborn*
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Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:59 am |
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Mr.Reilly
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Joined: Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:24 pm Posts: 1768
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Re: F*CK tikimon
that wall of text just punched me in the face when i opened this thread. Lol tiki
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Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:49 am |
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cabsnow
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Joined: Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:54 pm Posts: 305
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Re: F*CK tikimon
lol @ youth revolting.
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Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:26 am |
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h!gh
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Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 3202 Location: nigga plz.
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Re: F*CK tikimon
wait a minute.. youre black... and your name is hidden F*CKING valley?!!?! what the F*CK?
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Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:50 am |
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doublesven
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Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2552
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Re: F*CK tikimon
Why can't these nig nogs learn how to use the tab button. Damn need to know were one thought starts and the other ends.
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Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:59 am |
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Tazzaler
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Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5727 Location: Dakota, North
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Re: F*CK tikimon
I still hate tiki even before this story.
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Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:41 am |
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Hiddenvally09
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Joined: Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:56 pm Posts: 48 Location: Navarre ,fl
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Re: F*CK tikimon
My last name is ranch, and i was REALLY big my freshmen year, big enough to hide a vally, so my redneck buddy gave me that name and people just started using it so i kept it, and I dont really hate tiki, hes my VB lol
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Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:58 pm |
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Garrett
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Joined: Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 1719 Location: Chicago
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Re: F*CK tikimon
HAHAHAhahhAHA, that was funny, have fun with those chores!
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Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:43 pm |
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Tikimon
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Joined: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2403 Location: FL
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Re: F*CK tikimon
Garrett wrote: HAHAHAhahhAHA, that was funny, have fun with those chores! trust me, he did :P ♥ you cb
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Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:56 pm |
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CPTReynolds
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Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 4380 Location: Doing your Mom while your sister waits her turn!
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Re: F*CK tikimon
I thought Tiki was Asian Canadian!
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Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:02 pm |
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Tikimon
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Joined: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2403 Location: FL
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Re: F*CK tikimon
CPTReynolds wrote: I thought Tiki was Asian Canadian! i hate astro.. all his fault I AM A TINY ASS WHITE KID FROM MASS! and now i live in FL..
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Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:22 pm |
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Mr.Reilly
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Joined: Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:24 pm Posts: 1768
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Re: F*CK tikimon
Tikimon wrote: CPTReynolds wrote: I thought Tiki was Asian Canadian! i hate astro.. all his fault I AM A TINY ASS WHITE KID FROM MASS! and now i live in FL.. Lol Masshole
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Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:38 pm |
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Hiddenvally09
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Joined: Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:56 pm Posts: 48 Location: Navarre ,fl
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Re: F*CK tikimon
Lol, ya while i did the chores he got to go do shit.....wait its been like 3 years and its still that way son of a bitch
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Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:51 pm |
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Weeeee17
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Joined: Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:17 pm Posts: 184
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Re: F*CK tikimon
lmao tiki. you would get his ass introuble
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Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:54 pm |
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Hiddenvally09
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Joined: Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:56 pm Posts: 48 Location: Navarre ,fl
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Re: F*CK tikimon
He does it to just to F*CK with me
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Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:34 pm |
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Sandman
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Joined: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:53 pm Posts: 2811 Location: giving bitches wet willies
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Re: F*CK tikimon
So tiki's real name is actually tikimon? That explains so much. haha love you tiki ♥
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