alright so i was at school and my girlfriend (very hot) dissed me in public and now i need a good dis to get her back

tell her her cooter stinks and its too wide for a pencil dick like yours.

why did your girlfriend diss you...

why are you looking to get back at her...

why are you so uncreative...

best way to do so is post pictures (preferably naked) on here and various other large webboards, then make a "payback" video full of pictures/naked videos/anything else of her and that way not only do you ruin your relationship you forever ruin her pride, and no longer can she ever be seen in public/on the internet without being insulted and known as "that whore who insulted $omebody-$hoot-Me-Plz$ and shown naked pictures of all over the internet".

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I like that idea, Gamer. Maybe you are a good guy! LOL! No...but that IS a good idea. Make sure they're some juicy ones too!

tell her its not your fault her parents didnt love her.

personnally i live by.../

its none of your business what other people think or say about you..

Tell her that she looks like an african queen

thats an awesome relationship, how about pull up something that only u 2 know thats embarrasing so that way it really drives in the point u guys suck together then give her my number. random ftw!

put her car on blocks, then randomly hide her tires in her front yard?

Don't take that shit. Punch that bitch in the face and show her who's boss.

















j/k. gl w/ uR gf prublemsz. kthxbye.

oh some other shit to do


buy a box of condoms

fill with lotion, or jizz

tape em all over the bitches car



get a thing of tampons (or pads) fill a container with water, put in red dye, soak said items thoughroly (sp?), tape to bitches car


if you feel like being even more of an asshole make a cardboard sign that says i suck dicks for quarters or something along those lines, get some zip ties or whatnot, and put it under her bumper, then get a peice of tape and barly tape it under neith so its out of sight. so that way when she drives the wind will catch and deploy it


if you find a toliet, washer, dryer, ect on the side of the road, load it up and decorate her yard. best places are behind the car, middle of the lawn, or front porch. if you want the best effect block her front door with a toliet. shit in it before you leave :)


ill post more later

how about you just hint to her your going out with special friends the next time she wants to hang out......very special friends.

tell her your making a movie with them or something....a low budget film.

Rofl. I was gonna say all that.

By the way, if you're looking to actually piss her off, tell her she's fat. She will pretend she doesn't care but it'll probably cause her to have a mental breakdown.

BTW. Very hot? Pics please.

Seriously, what the F*CK is she doing insulting you in front of people? She didn't say she was sorry? Sounds like this relationship isn't about love. :p

Yeah, it sounds like you need to put that bitch in line.. heh.. But, uh, you know... Going to her house and shitting in her parents bed room should do the trick. :wink:

pwnt.

Get neked pics and postem on the internet.

if the bitch has a dog or something steal that motherfucker and start sending her annonymous letters with pictures of her dog threatening to kill it if she doesnt pay 1 million dorrars.
GG pwnt

How about tell her that you're so smart and clever that you thought to post on a web-forum to ask for ways to dis her?

that'll show her.

tell her to shut the F*CK up bend over and spread her assflaps for the school and to make you some pancakes afterwards and if she doesnt shes just another useless bitch who needs to drown in there toilet.

well first off what did she say? and the nude pics on web would be sweet that'll teach her bitch ass lol..

but I'd really have to agree with Gman on this wtf are you doing you douche lol grow some ballz adn smack da hoe