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RandomHero
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1017 Location: texas
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my stepmom doesnt like our cable internet because she cant control the time on it so shes going back to AOL because my dad has ben nagging her to get AOL because hes an internet nazi. so i will be on less if at all the way my dad gets a hard-on over controlling AOL.... will anyone adopt me? PLZ!
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| Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:24 pm |
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CrayolaDaEthug (BANNED)
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tell her to download parental controls and then you can just go right over them but she wont know that
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| Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:40 pm |
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JoeMamma
n00bfest Asshole
Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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AOL blows. I've had it since the internet came out, pretty much...and i'm about ready to finally get rid of it. As soon as i get my shit switched over from AOL to AIM, i'm cancelling aol. THEY F*CKING BLOW!!
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| Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:49 pm |
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ocelot_truth
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Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 3056 Location: Nc, Bitches.
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Just download all the porn you can, and put it in your dads folders so he gets caught. Gg. :D
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| Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:18 pm |
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Mindless
Game Server Admin
Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 4359 Location: The Nasty Nati
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ya, my parents r trying to limit the time im on, but if im not out with friends or something, im here. I even occasionally have sex in my computer chair. Although they dont know that part of it. I only have 10 more months of this shit, then im outty.
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| Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:20 pm |
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Gman
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Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 13453
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If your parents think you're on too much, maybe they're right. ;-)
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| Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:24 pm |
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ocelot_truth
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Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 3056 Location: Nc, Bitches.
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Dude im on whenever im awake, not at school or work. I live for my computer, and games. :| And yes, i don't have a life. Oh well. ;\
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| Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:53 pm |
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SailorCoon
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Joined: Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1117
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africa on line ftl
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| Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:53 pm |
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rx78ghost
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Joined: Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 1681 Location: Los Angeles
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r u andrew???cause hes the only one i know who cames up wif things like "komputer nazi"
wat is the def of nazi, the exact def, cause i anna know if that makes sence or not...
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| Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:56 pm |
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SailorCoon
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Joined: Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1117
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dude go bak too grammer skool you ig-orant speck
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| Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:58 pm |
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Gr33n(V)an
Mystery Machine!
Joined: Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2209 Location: FL...The Green Land
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rx78ghost wrote: r u andrew???cause hes the only one i know who cames up wif things like "komputer nazi" wat is the def of nazi, the exact def, cause i anna know if that makes sence or not...
dude...seriously...fix your spelling
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| Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:07 pm |
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RandomHero
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Joined: Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1017 Location: texas
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well my dad has been pushing hard to get aol because he fists himself over it, excuse my french
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| Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:30 pm |
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JFOBP
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Joined: Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 3473 Location: Illinois
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I wasn't allowed to have the internet while I lived with my mother. I moved in with my father when I was 17 and started my proper nerdness then. My mother's excuse was "Only faggots and child molesters hang out on the internet"
She has recently asked me to help her computer shop and set up the net for her. I told her no. Sometimes parents go out of their way to prove they have no idea what they are doing.
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| Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:00 pm |
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Shorty
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Joined: Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1349 Location: Cincinnati
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That's a rough situation. I had aol once upon a time and I don't think I could go back. Today aol actually called me. It was ?possibly? an outsourced call center due to the fact it took 5 min for me to understand who the hell it was. Then they asked if I had ever recived a free aol disc, I simply replied "Everyone one in the free world has one of those costers." and they hung up on me. How rude can you get.
Your parents don't want you to spend so much time on the computer because they want to have grandchildren one day.
Good luck
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| Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:03 pm |
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Mindless
Game Server Admin
Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 4359 Location: The Nasty Nati
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My dad's excuse is...My heart is going to go out when im 25, but yet i work out everyday, I HAD a job at one point but now I have to focus more on school, and plus, there isnt SHIT to do where I live except smoke weed and get drunk, and when I did start particpating again, he found weed in my jacket so now I get a piss test on the 9th of jan or I get my license and computer taken away, but I'll pass so it's all good.
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| Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:17 pm |
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Baldreaper
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Joined: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2251 Location: Orlando, Florida
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Please take one more hit. What's it gonna hurt? :)
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| Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:27 pm |
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RandomHero
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Joined: Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1017 Location: texas
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its ok ill just talk my mom into getting a good comp and internet and move in with her, she lets me do just about anything as long as i get a job
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| Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:25 pm |
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Mindless
Game Server Admin
Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 4359 Location: The Nasty Nati
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baldie, I never quit. amazing what a $40 dollar system cleanser will do.
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| Sat Dec 31, 2005 12:38 am |
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Judicator
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Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 3955 Location: ATX->NYC
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Yeah I had AOL until a year ago...well, for 3 years I was on aol dial-up 14.4k, then I bought a 56k modem (mega-upgrade, I know) and was on that for a year...with only one phone line at home so I could never use it, and then I persuaded my parents to try SBC Yahoo! DSL one year free type deal, banking on the fact that they wouldn't be able to go back to aol dial-up.
And it comes with parental controls, but you can create a free yahoo e-mail account and signing on with that bypasses them.
I recommend you try that, saying it's just free for a year, nothing to lose, and it has parental controls.
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