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How to make a Agent Grape
Ingredients:
3 parts success
5 parts silliness
3 parts energy
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of lovability and a pinch of salt. Yum!


How to make a Caitlyn
Ingredients:
1 part intelligence
5 parts crazyiness
5 parts
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of emotion and a pinch of salt. Yum!


Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:57 pm
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How to make a Ryan
Ingredients:
5 parts friendliness
3 parts ambition
5 parts
Method:
Add to a C*CK shaker and mix vigorously. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum!


Eh?

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Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:00 pm
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How to make a (sic)p3anut
Ingredients:
3 parts friendliness
5 parts courage
1 part energy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little C*CK umbrella and a dash of caring

Mine is SOOOOO true...AHAHHA pwned my self.

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Avatar pwned by Gman AKALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALAL!!!!!!!!!!! I am 68% addicted to Counterstrike. What about you?

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Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:07 pm
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How to make a dirtymitch
Ingredients:
5 parts jealousy
3 parts crazyiness
3 parts instinct
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little lustfulness if desired!


Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:12 pm
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mmm...I lust for dirtymitch

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Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:16 pm
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How to make a [GNG]
Ingredients:
1 part friendliness
5 parts brilliance
5 parts instinct
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little emotion if desired!


How to make a [GNG]L1veUndead
Ingredients:
1 part anger
1 part arrogance
1 part leadership
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of caring and a pinch of salt. Yum!

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I am 82% addicted to Counterstrike. What about you? It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again![img]http://www.systemwars.com/forums/customavatars/avatar709_3.gif[/img


Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:21 am
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I think L1veUndead and I have the best ones.

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Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:34 am
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rx78ghost wrote:
<table align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 width=200px><tr><td bgcolor=#ffcccc align=center><font style='color:black; font-size:18pt;'>How to make a rx78ghost</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=white><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Ingredients:</b><BR>
3 parts jealousy<BR>
5 parts courage<BR>
3 parts energy</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=#ffffcc><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Method:</b><BR>Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of caring and a pinch of salt. Yum!</font></td></tr></table><div align=center>
<BR><form method="POST" action="http://www.go-quiz.com/C*CK/C*CK.php">Username:<input name="uname"><BR><input type=submit value="How do you make a 'you'?"><BR>
</form><a href="http://www.go-quiz.com/C*CK/C*CK.php">Personality C*CK</a><BR>From <a href="http://www.go-quiz.com">Go-Quiz.com</a>
haha!!!


hahahhahahahahhhahahahahhahahaahh!

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Thu Dec 08, 2005 9:06 am
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rofl i didn't notice that one Vision

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Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:00 pm
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Arrogance, Anger, and Ego for the win!

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I am 82% addicted to Counterstrike. What about you? It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again![img]http://www.systemwars.com/forums/customavatars/avatar709_3.gif[/img


Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:30 pm
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How to make an Angry Kitten:

2oz Cute
4oz Anger
1gl Vodka (no mixing it with anything, wuss bags)

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I got a sex change.


Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:50 pm
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How to make a Genocide
Ingredients:
5 parts intelligence
3 parts self-sufficiency
1 part ego

Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of emotion and enjoy!

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Man is not free unless government is limited.

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

The problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government spends too much.

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added.


Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:17 pm
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Shorty :

Ingredients:
5 parts anger
5 parts ambition
3 parts joy
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a pinch of fitness and enjoy!

Musta forgot the piss and vinegar


Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:10 pm
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How to make a n00b
Ingredients:
3 parts competetiveness
1 part courage
3 parts ego
Method:
Add to a C*CK shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of wisdom and enjoy!

How to make a Leland
Ingredients:
5 parts competetiveness
3 parts self-sufficiency
3 parts beauty
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little C*CK umbrella and a dash of wisdom

And yes, leland is my name.

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Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:47 pm
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LELAND! dude..i'm sorry..but that is a great name for you. lol. no offense, by the way....

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