I was reading the post about flu shots, and people were talking about pain, so it sorta reminded about something I heard on the radio. It's the "vampire fish" of Brazil, Vandellia Cirrhosa (tiny member of the catfish family). Quote:

The candiru has a voracious appetite for blood and will parasitize fish, mammals, and humans. One scientist, while holding a candiru, accidently let it enter a small cut on his hand. It could be seen writhing under the skin towards the vein.

--It gets worse--

"When candirus parasitize humans, it is usually only when they are skinny-dipping while urinating in the water. The candiru tastes the urine stream and follows it back to the human. It then swims up the anus or penis and lodges itself somewhere in the urinary tract with its spines. Blood is drawn, and the candiru gorges itself on both the blood and body tissue, its body sometimes expanding due to the amount of blood. This is all said to be very painful for the poor person who has this happen to him or her. Unfortunately, they are almost impossible to remove due to the spines. Amputation of the private areas is the cheapest, and most life-changing, way to remove the fish. Actual surgery is extremely expensive and involves inserting the Xagua plant and the Buitach apple up the urethra. These two plants kill and even dissolve the parasitic fish. If surgery is not done in time, the blockage of the urinary tract will prove fatal. The candiru is the only known vertebrate to parasitize humans."

So uh yeah. Bad times.

Dude..i could have lived withought knowing that...ugh.. who the F*CK urinates in the pool wtf.

Lol i do i always take a huge piss when i know Joe mama is swimming in it

lol yeah...well I don't know, it's in Brazil, maybe they can't afford bathrooms.

Who doesnt just piss in random pools? Jesus. :shock:

Well its not pools anyways, its like...rivers and shit. I don't think they can afford pools either.

America



F*CK yeah.

That renegade woman talked about that thing in the movie The Rundown.

That's exactly what I was thinking... she was telling the Rock that... lol

F*CK that i enjoy my penis a tad too much. :shock:

Catfish Nuggets with a side of mashed potatoes, because I like to make it real nice.

virgins don't enjoy there penis

They certainly do. I enjoyed my penis when I was a virgin and I enjoy it now... even after having gone a very long time without using it!

lol not a virgin and yes i enjoy my penis.

havent you seen Anaconda, the guy explains it in that movie too.

Mental Note: Do not skinny-dip in South America

Or piss in the water...

True that!

You can piss in the water... just don't do it while you're IN the water!

Yeah, i don't think they've evolved wings...yet