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Sorry for the downtime. There was a minor hardware issue with the server. It has been resolved and we're back online!

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Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:08 pm
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when you say minor issue to you mean the jizz from you beating off to that fat midget porn?

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Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:22 am
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The server is in Houston. If my jizz could fly that far, get through the door, and manage to land on the n00bfest.com webserver out of the thousands of servers they have at jaguarpc.com, I think I'd jizz in your eye instead of answering such an asinine question.

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Dont' worry Gman, if you could wizz your jizz that far, pack your bags, we are going to Hollywood, your going to be a STAR! MUhahahaha

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beware of flying jizzum

I'm wearing goggles.


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The goggles. They do nothing.

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and you know this from experience? the flying jizz got you even WITH the goggles on??

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he wears them when he beats off


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