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Should i take her back or hit the road jack?
Should i take her back or hit the road jack?
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Nosferatu
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Joined: Thu May 06, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 259 Location: Bradenton, FL
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 Should i take her back or hit the road jack?
Hmmm... I've been contemplating shit lately. alright i'm going to spit it out. Back when i was 16 i went out with my friend Jessika. During the first week, on a friday night she called me before she went and was telling me that if she went to this party she knew something bad was gonna happen, but when i told her don't go she wasn't having it. So i broke up with her. Next day she winds up next to someone that fucked her at the party
She came crawling back to me telling me she was sorry, and to this day she still mournes over that and still wants me to be with her. But i'm not sure if i should deal with the same shit and she swears up and down that she has changed greatly from then(2 years ago.)
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| Tue Sep 06, 2005 3:31 pm |
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CorpseHumper
Community Owner
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 8643 Location: Southwest Florida
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It depends.
How old are you now, and are you searching for a dream girl to settle down with forever and ever or are you just hanging out casual like?
She sounds like she'd be way fun to hang out casual like and have a relationship with because she likes to party, get drunk, and F*CK. All nice qualities for a fuck-buddy-girlfriend that you know you'll never marry or have children with.
If you're looking for Mrs. Right keep moving. This one is gonna require some training to get her beyond her male-like slutty qualities, and you don't have time for that shit if you're looking to get serious right now.
Option 3. Get into swinging, take that slut to parties with you, and do things you only see on movies.
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| Tue Sep 06, 2005 3:57 pm |
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Nosferatu
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu May 06, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 259 Location: Bradenton, FL
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I'm 18 now and looking for serious. Not a slut although i can still use her as a F*CK buddy, maybe use her hair for my nut rag.
_________________I am 70% addicted to Counterstrike. What about you?AMD FX 6300 3.5ghz 8 GB Corsair Vengence lp RAM MSI 970 GAMING Mobo 1 TB HD Saphire Radeon R9 270x 4GB GPU
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| Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:09 pm |
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Gr33n(V)an
Mystery Machine!
Joined: Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2209 Location: FL...The Green Land
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sluts give the best throat-jobs...does she have a gag reflex?
PS: You should get her back...put it in her ****hole and then dump her
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| Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:45 pm |
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Nosferatu
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu May 06, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 259 Location: Bradenton, FL
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LoL i did that last time ;) and your the 3rd person to suggest putting it in her, but i'm thinking i should knight her by giving her one big mushroomprint on her forehead.... Not just owned, Degraded!
_________________I am 70% addicted to Counterstrike. What about you?AMD FX 6300 3.5ghz 8 GB Corsair Vengence lp RAM MSI 970 GAMING Mobo 1 TB HD Saphire Radeon R9 270x 4GB GPU
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| Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:53 pm |
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eviI-pie
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2649
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POOPY DICK!!!!111
you need a girl you can hang out and go to Church with.
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| Tue Sep 06, 2005 6:13 pm |
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SuperEffect
n00bfest Retired Ancient, Senior Admin
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 1944 Location: Parts unknown
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Id go for option 3.
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| Tue Sep 06, 2005 8:13 pm |
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Rent-A-Cop
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Joined: Sat May 01, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 553 Location: Dubuque, Iowa
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I would atleast bang her a few times before I told her I wasn't interested, then change your phone number.
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| Tue Sep 06, 2005 8:33 pm |
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Nosferatu
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu May 06, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 259 Location: Bradenton, FL
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Wow. I know on here we have our poll running but i've been asking people pretty much all day. I now have 46-8 (In favor of HIT THE ROAD JACK!). Anymore comments about this landslide?
_________________I am 70% addicted to Counterstrike. What about you?AMD FX 6300 3.5ghz 8 GB Corsair Vengence lp RAM MSI 970 GAMING Mobo 1 TB HD Saphire Radeon R9 270x 4GB GPU
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| Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:14 pm |
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Gman
[HNIC] Stзamroller ω
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 13453
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Dude, F*CK what everyone says. Stop being an indecisive pu$$y and do what you want to do.
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| Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:34 pm |
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Nosferatu
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu May 06, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 259 Location: Bradenton, FL
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Awww what a party pooper.... lol
_________________I am 70% addicted to Counterstrike. What about you?AMD FX 6300 3.5ghz 8 GB Corsair Vengence lp RAM MSI 970 GAMING Mobo 1 TB HD Saphire Radeon R9 270x 4GB GPU
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| Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:44 pm |
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Mindless
Game Server Admin
Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 4359 Location: The Nasty Nati
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Gman wrote: Dude, F*CK what everyone says. Stop being an indecisive pu$$y and do what you want to do.
Gman's 100% right, i know i dont post my relationship problems on here (cuz im not an indecisive pu$$y), or Mostly cuz they're guys and thats kinda embarassing...but anyways, moving on...I say you give her another chance, not as a serious relationship, but as more of a casual kinda i stick my dick in ur throat, u stick ur fingers in my butt kind of thing. You get it?
BTW, is she the kind of girl who you can be mean to but she'll still stick around? I F*CKING hate those, cuz they try to talk you into dating them or whatever, and you dont want to be mean, but then finally you just have enough and totally tell them off, then they decide to be friends and then a month down the road try it again after totally having their self-esteem ripped to a million pieces, cuz they love the dick? I actually considered cutting mine off at one time, you should try it and tell me if it works.
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| Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:45 pm |
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Baldreaper
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2251 Location: Orlando, Florida
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Your relationship problems are with guys Drawn?? LOL! "or Mostly cuz they're guys and thats kinda embarassing" J/K but funny!!
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| Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:49 pm |
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Nosferatu
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Joined: Thu May 06, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 259 Location: Bradenton, FL
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I don't find it embarassing i just want to smear it in her face and tell her to F*CK off, because i hate her. Yes she is that type i can be mean to and will still love the dick. But she aint getting this dick anymore maybe a poke to the eye or 2 ;)
_________________I am 70% addicted to Counterstrike. What about you?AMD FX 6300 3.5ghz 8 GB Corsair Vengence lp RAM MSI 970 GAMING Mobo 1 TB HD Saphire Radeon R9 270x 4GB GPU
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| Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:49 pm |
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Baldreaper
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Joined: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2251 Location: Orlando, Florida
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THC, noone is in your shoes and knows all about this girl like you do, so make your own decision. My past experiences would tell me that you shouldn't waste your time at all with her. Once a whore, always a whore. You're young, down't waste time on one girl that you already have bad experiences with. You stand a better chance at having a good chance with someone else. The whole fish in the sea thing you know.
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| Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:53 pm |
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Mindless
Game Server Admin
Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 4359 Location: The Nasty Nati
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NO! keep getting the poon, thats the point of her presence and thing else would be criminal. Just deal with her. Since she's "That kind of girl" i mentioned and you agreed to, tell her you dont wanna be with her you just wanna F*CK her. It worked for me with those types of girls.
Although i am much more of a gentlman than that and have a little more decency and did not word it like that, but for the most part they agreed.
Girls these days make me sick, but i am only i man, so i take them to the can. (Sublime). I hope my sister will not be like this within the next few years. I'll be sitting on my front porch with a 12 Gauge and a shovel, Best Believe that shit!
That advice goes for anyone with younger siblings or children (Girls mostly). With the way shits getting i nthis fucked up world, you need to be ready for some shit liek that. Girls have less decency and are more premiscuous (Bad spelling, Maybe)
Last edited by Mindless on Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:00 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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| Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:57 pm |
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Baldreaper
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Joined: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2251 Location: Orlando, Florida
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lol
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| Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:58 pm |
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belvadere
Forum Newbie
Joined: Sat Mar 05, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 45 Location: Philadelphia
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Option #3, no doubt about it.
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| Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:12 pm |
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lone_mortal
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Joined: Thu Jun 16, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 525 Location: Austin, TX
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Dude, I've pretty much been in that position. And no doubt in my mind you will enjoy slamming the door in her face when you open it thinking it's one of your friends. Or at least I did. Tell her to F*CK off bc she's a stupid hoe. She'll still bug you for a little while, and if you wanna F*CK/suck you still can. But get rid of her either way.
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