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 *uck1ng (pardon my) French!!1 
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I figured it out!!!1

We have been "terrorist" attacked by the god damn Frenchies. Anyone remember a little thing called the

Louisiana Purchase

In 1803, American acquisition from France of the formerly Spanish region of Louisiana.

Reasons for the Purchase

The revelation in 1801 of the secret agreement of 1800, whereby Spain retroceded Louisiana to France, aroused uneasiness in the United States both because Napoleonic France was an aggressive power and because Western settlers depended on the Mississippi River for commerce. In a letter to the American minister to France, Robert R. Livingston (1746—1813; see Livingston, family), President Jefferson stated that "The day that France takes possession of New Orleans … we must marry ourselves to the British fleet and nation." Late in 1802 the right of deposit at New Orleans, granted to Americans by the Pinckney treaty of 1795, was withdrawn by the Spanish intendant (Louisiana was still under Spanish control). Although Spain soon restored the right of deposit, the acquisition of New Orleans became of paramount national interest.

Negotiations and Purchase

Jefferson instructed Livingston to attempt to purchase the "Isle of Orleans" (i.e., New Orleans) and West Florida from France. He appointed James Monroe minister extraordinary and plenipotentiary to serve with Livingston. Congress granted the envoys $2 million to secure their object.

The international situation favored the American diplomats. Louisiana was of diminishing importance to France. The costly revolt in Haiti forced the French emperor Napoleon I to reconsider his plan to make Hispaniola the keystone of his colonial empire, and impending war with Great Britain made him question the feasibility of holding Louisiana against that great naval power. He decided to sell Louisiana to the United States.

On Apr. 11, 1803, the French foreign minister Charles Maurice de Talleyrand opened negotiations by asking the surprised Livingston what the United States would give for all of Louisiana. Bargaining began in earnest the next day, on Monroe's arrival in Paris. On Apr. 29, the U.S. envoys agreed to pay a total of $15 million to France; about $3,750,000 of this sum covered claims of U.S. citizens against France, which the U.S. government agreed to discharge. The treaty, dated Apr. 30, 1803, was signed several days later. Jefferson's scruples about the constitutionality of the purchase were overcome by his fears that Napoleon might change his mind (as intimated in reports from Livingston) and by the overwhelming public approval of the Louisiana Purchase (although there was some objection from Federalists, especially in New England).

The treaty was ratified by the U.S. Senate in October, and the U.S. flag was raised over New Orleans on Dec. 20. The Louisiana Purchase, extending from the Mississippi River to the Rocky Mts. and from the Gulf of Mexico to British North America, doubled the national domain, increasing it c.828,000 sq mi (c.2,144,500 sq km). The final boundaries of the territory were not settled for many years (see West Florida Controversy), since the 1803 treaty did not set the limits of the region.

Soooo

They screwed us with a 200 yr plot to take out America. They are responsible for the current death, destruction and mayem now occuring in LA and the south region, and if they succeed, soon the entire country will crumble and spiral out of control as our economy crashes and marshall law sweeps the states with rioting, then looting, and pillaging required to survive

The criminal element of society with take control of commerce and rule with chaos and death.

Isn't the Gov of LA French! Are not many of the residence French (Sleeper Cells!). This is not a coincidence, this is a terrorist attack of the worst kind. The kind where they (terrorist) intent is for us not to know this truth, and thus never have to fear facing a retalitory strike and even greater ill will.

We must strike back now while we still have limited capability, it is not to late to hurt them as they have us and let them know we are not that stupid (dumb Americans) as they think we are.

I could go on and on how they have manipulated us, all beggining with a greedy deal for land. they knew we would go for the bait. They established and built New Orleans (French Quarter) in a death trap/toxic bowl. You notice how the French Quarter is just high enough to get thier feet wet while all other parishes drown in death and despair. This is so they could laugh as this all transpires while sending a subliminal message that the French are impurvious and smarter then the "dumb Americans"...

Again, I could go on and on but I will just light the fuse for you all and let you figure out the rest...

Unite and defend our great nation before it's too late.

Spread the word. oh snap!

Let's meet at the bike racks at 5:00 :lol:

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Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:50 pm
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That was way to long..and I felt like I was in school..so I didnt read all of it.


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Some of you guys have way too much time on your hands. :shock:

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Don't give the French that much credit.

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i dont care if they had a hand in this or not but i think we should bomb the shit out of France non the less. F*CK those stupid F*CKING weak ass F*CKING french motherfuckers they all should die.

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Sat Sep 03, 2005 6:58 pm
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so the french sent the hurrican to louisianna?

i didnt read the whole big post lol

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Your trying to tell me that people who can't remember to take a bath once a month and can't remember to shave....ever, plotted to destroy the US with a 200 year plan?

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Je ne sais pas si ils est intelligent.

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Doof est Doof, Inevitablen

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i gotta wonder what ran though there minds



hey its below sea lvl to start with

hey we got a lake to our north


the mississippi to our side


and the ocean to our south



seams like a good idea!

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God, dont you people read the news? It wasnt the french that sent the hurricane. According to some guy in Kuwait, the hurricane is a soldier of Allah. Get your facts right next time.

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