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Gr33n(V)an
Mystery Machine!
Joined: Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2209 Location: FL...The Green Land
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 Long running noobfest jokes
what are some of your fav noob jokes?
one of my fav's
Gr33nVan
Vroom Vroom
_________________  "Our greatist moments of triumph are always inarticulate" ~ Stephen King
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| Wed Aug 24, 2005 4:52 pm |
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Genocide
n00bfest Ancient, Senior Admin
Joined: Sat Aug 21, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 3519
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I almost died laughing when Corpse called me Frankencide.
_________________ Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.
Man is not free unless government is limited.
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
The problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government spends too much.
We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added.
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Morbid
Veteran Spammer
Joined: Mon Nov 22, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 818 Location: Quebec
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When Kano ask me to marry him! ! !
Oh God!
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| Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:42 pm |
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NESS
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Jun 09, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1097 Location: washington
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kickback going nuts everytime he dies
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ocelot_truth
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 3056 Location: Nc, Bitches.
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When corpse says "I hope you get ass cancer" across the screen.
When corpse pronounces kano's name "Khano"
The time when Kano was drunk
"I want to report a hacker"
NIGG3R
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| Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:59 pm |
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oreX
n00bfest Retired Ancient, Senior Admin
Joined: Thu Jul 15, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2260 Location: Your Moms PANTS !
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I owned that kid !
Uninstall AFRICAN AMERICAN !
and my favorite, by me "Take the mic outta your mouth, its not a penis"
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| Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:05 pm |
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JoeMamma
n00bfest Asshole
Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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Let's see...when Madballer started everyone with "I OWNED THAT KID!" and "PUMP SHOTTIE!!!" those are just a couple of the good ones. how long did those go on for?! lol.
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Brand0137
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Apr 30, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 1306 Location: Athens, AL
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It's not a long running one, but it is one that lasted in my head. I think it was Spidey that got stuck when we were playing some glassfloor map. And for like 5 minutes he mic spammed he was stuck and no one ever slayed him or helped him move. It was funnay.
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| Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:47 pm |
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NESS
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Jun 09, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1097 Location: washington
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GOT WHOTE?
its a new one yeah i know
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CorpseHumper
Community Owner
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 8643 Location: Southwest Florida
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I also liked my "pump shotty of gayness" routine. If you get hit by it, you're gay.
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Rent-A-Cop
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat May 01, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 553 Location: Dubuque, Iowa
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oreX is still a virgin?
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ocelot_truth
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 3056 Location: Nc, Bitches.
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HAHAHAHA
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| Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:40 pm |
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ocelot_truth
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 3056 Location: Nc, Bitches.
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yougotDICKED is a fag?
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| Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:41 pm |
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Gr33n(V)an
Mystery Machine!
Joined: Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2209 Location: FL...The Green Land
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how about the time someones dad got on and asked everyone to stop cussing and Kano went nuts
_________________  "Our greatist moments of triumph are always inarticulate" ~ Stephen King
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| Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:31 pm |
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DamnHippie
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Feb 16, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 764 Location: Cincinnati OH
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haha i remember that. Think it was zap "dick" riders dad
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L1veUndead
Veteran Spammer
Joined: Wed Apr 28, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 887 Location: Pensacola FL
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Who can forget Dutchbag.
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| Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:23 pm |
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Gr33n(V)an
Mystery Machine!
Joined: Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2209 Location: FL...The Green Land
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hippie....wtf is up with your avatar....she looks like a 16 year old slut....is that your daughter?
_________________  "Our greatist moments of triumph are always inarticulate" ~ Stephen King
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| Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:35 pm |
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ocelot_truth
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 3056 Location: Nc, Bitches.
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No thats my paid whore
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Mindless
Game Server Admin
Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 4359 Location: The Nasty Nati
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Gr33n(V)an wrote: hippie....wtf is up with your avatar....she looks like a 16 year old slut....is that your daughter?
Who knows but with the way shes twerkin' it, Id Stick it in a NY minute. *Boing*
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Strange
n00bfest Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 7108 Location: Texas
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Ocelot_Truth wrote: yougotDICKED is a fag?
Second to Dutchbag.
Me and Gman made up another word.
"Goyle"
A word used to describle hideous people.
Get some.
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