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Post Long running noobfest jokes
what are some of your fav noob jokes?

one of my fav's
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I almost died laughing when Corpse called me Frankencide.

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When Kano ask me to marry him! ! !

Oh God!

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kickback going nuts everytime he dies

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When corpse says "I hope you get ass cancer" across the screen.
When corpse pronounces kano's name "Khano"
The time when Kano was drunk
"I want to report a hacker"
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I owned that kid !

Uninstall AFRICAN AMERICAN !

and my favorite, by me "Take the mic outta your mouth, its not a penis"

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Let's see...when Madballer started everyone with "I OWNED THAT KID!" and "PUMP SHOTTIE!!!" those are just a couple of the good ones. how long did those go on for?! lol.

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It's not a long running one, but it is one that lasted in my head. I think it was Spidey that got stuck when we were playing some glassfloor map. And for like 5 minutes he mic spammed he was stuck and no one ever slayed him or helped him move. It was funnay.

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GOT WHOTE?

its a new one yeah i know

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I also liked my "pump shotty of gayness" routine. If you get hit by it, you're gay.

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oreX is still a virgin?

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HAHAHAHA


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yougotDICKED is a fag?


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how about the time someones dad got on and asked everyone to stop cussing and Kano went nuts

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haha i remember that. Think it was zap "dick" riders dad

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Who can forget Dutchbag.

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hippie....wtf is up with your avatar....she looks like a 16 year old slut....is that your daughter?

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No thats my paid whore


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Gr33n(V)an wrote:
hippie....wtf is up with your avatar....she looks like a 16 year old slut....is that your daughter?


Who knows but with the way shes twerkin' it, Id Stick it in a NY minute. *Boing*


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Ocelot_Truth wrote:
yougotDICKED is a fag?


Second to Dutchbag.

Me and Gman made up another word.

"Goyle"

A word used to describle hideous people.

Get some.

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