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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 910 Location: Florida 
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 CHECK OUT NEW GUN!!!STAR M45 FIRESTAR STAINLESS 45 CAL.
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n00bfest Asshole
Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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niiice. i wish my wife would let me get a gun. lol. but noooo! "why do you need a gun" "why not?" doesnt really work...i'll figure something out.
_________________ When I fart, it smells like a BBP.  I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell. |
| Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:18 pm |
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n00bfest Retired Ancient, Senior Admin  Joined: Thu Jul 15, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2260 Location: Your Moms PANTS !
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Tell her, "To keep you in line BITCH, now back to the kitchen"
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Spammer Hopeful  Joined: Sun Feb 20, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 357 Location: Venice, FL
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WTF baller wheres your bucs sig!!!!
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| Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:44 pm |
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n00bfest Asshole
Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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oreX wrote: Tell her, "To keep you in line BITCH, now back to the kitchen" LMAO! i'll have to try that one....i wont get laid for awhile...but what's new? _________________ When I fart, it smells like a BBP. I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell. |
| Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:52 pm |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2961 Location: LittleCock, Arkansas
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say its your right as an american citized to own a F*CKING gun.....followed by "i help defend this country so im getting it" then throw sumthing in about bad guys robbing your house
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n00bfest Asshole
Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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i've tried most of those...she always throws back "what about your daughter? what happens when she finds it?" then i'm usually done. lol. or "call your parents..see what they say" i'm going to get one though...i already told her i'm going to no matter what. lol.
_________________ When I fart, it smells like a BBP. I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell. |
| Sat Aug 13, 2005 6:08 pm |
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[n00b] Member Joined: Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2961 Location: LittleCock, Arkansas
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say it has a saftey
say if your daughter isnt snooping in the top of your closet she wont find it then say i have the dick i make the rules |
| Sat Aug 13, 2005 6:11 pm |
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Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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i keep telling her i'd even get a F*CKING safe (really dont want one...not to practical if you ever need it when some fuckwad breaks into your house)...but she keeps saying no. like i said, i'm getting one anyways...just gotta get the money. lol.
_________________ When I fart, it smells like a BBP. I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell. |
| Sat Aug 13, 2005 6:13 pm |
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[n00b] Member Joined: Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2961 Location: LittleCock, Arkansas
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im sure you live near some corners....or just wait till you go out to sea.....you can be a gay hooker then
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[n00b] Member Joined: Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 910 Location: Florida
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Thanks joe its sweet ass gun and tell that wife there is a thing called a gun lock so it cant be fired.Need to take that skirt off and take control. lol :wink:
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Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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i'll have to remember that one. but i dont go back out to sea for a few years still...i'm on shore duty right now. i'll come up with something.
_________________ When I fart, it smells like a BBP. I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell. |
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[n00b] Member Joined: Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2961 Location: LittleCock, Arkansas
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say you wont load it unless you need to put her punk ass in check
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Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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lol. i'll have to remember that one.
_________________ When I fart, it smells like a BBP. I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell. |
| Sat Aug 13, 2005 6:19 pm |
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Forum Maggott  Joined: Mon Feb 14, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 196
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Wow Joe Mamma, you are whipped like a African American.
It's like "Roots" all over again. |
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n00bfest Asshole
Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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hey...when you're married...shit like that happens. it'll happen to you too one day...no worries there.
_________________ When I fart, it smells like a BBP. I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell. |
| Sat Aug 13, 2005 7:09 pm |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Tue Jun 29, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 3188 Location: Tarpon Springs FL.
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haha joes married and doesnt get laid lalahaha lol
_________________ <div>n00bfest 4LiF3!! Da WeEdMaN PwNz Ya!</div><br /> |
| Sat Aug 13, 2005 7:12 pm |
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Forum Maggott Joined: Mon Feb 14, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 196
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I know, I've heard that a million times. I did learn from my elders though.
I got a head start on praying for the apocalypse. |
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Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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i get laid...ONLY ON GOOD DAYS THOUGH. days when i dont F*CK up.
_________________ When I fart, it smells like a BBP. I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell. |
| Sat Aug 13, 2005 7:16 pm |
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[n00b] Member Joined: Tue Jun 29, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 3188 Location: Tarpon Springs FL.
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lol joe and for u centuar shut up u dont get laid either lol
_________________ <div>n00bfest 4LiF3!! Da WeEdMaN PwNz Ya!</div><br /> |
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