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 Happy birthday, sweetie pie(s) 
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i wish u both a happy b-day :::)))


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Happy birthday Mandy and Soldier! hope you two have a great one. what did YOU get mandy for her birthday, gman? did you actually cook HER a dinner this time?

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Nah, I'm unable to make it out there this time. It'll be September before I'm able to make it back up there, and that's if the CorpseHumper family has got time to work me into their busy lifestyle.

I got her a purse. More specifically... a Metallica purse.

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a metallica purse huh? lol. wow. mandy's a lucky girl! you spend the big bucks, i see! lol. nah...that's cool. if she's into that, atleast...

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We were at the mall and she saw it and squealed that she had to have it. I was like "EARLY BIRTHDAY PRESENT!"

I might have something else in mind, though, cause our 1 year anniversary is coming up in a month or so.

It's hot because her gift to me was also Metallica related. We both got eachother Metallica stuff. That's awesome. We're awesome.

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Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:18 pm
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awww...such a cute couple *throws up* lol. naw...you two seem like a really cute couple...look like it, too. good job

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YAY! Thank you all for that, and thank you for the thread, Adam. Tomorrow I'm posting some awesome b-day pics. Also, an actual picture of Corpse! Some of you will be suprised!! DUN-DUN-DUUN! And a picture of my new weenie dog Beanie Weinie that I got as a present! YES!

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She's been playing with her very own hairy, floppy weiner all night long.

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I knew from the second we got a weiner dog that you would be making those jokes. Ask dad, I even told him as soon as I saw the dog.. "Oh god, Adam's never going to let that go."

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Well, he's right!

Mandy's got such a huge weiner.

I haven't even seen her weiner and I already know it's bigger than mine!

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lmao @ the weiner jokes

Happy B-day Mandy

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happy birthday sweetie pies and eat lots of cake and other goods for me

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I would like to thank all of you for not making jokes about how I gave my daughter a weiner for her birthday.

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wtf is a weiner lol? :P


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My mom has a big hairy wiener and she has to get it shaved like every 3 weeks n stuff otherwise it starts looking like a shag dog or w/e they are. O yea and she also has a wiener puppy name cheater....hes a mean lil bastard.

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nice nice.. :P


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Wow... interesting. n00bfest obviously isn't blocked from all schools because I'm in mine now. fun

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if it gets blocked go to www.peacefire.org and hook yourself up with a circumventor :P

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got a question again. :P
wtf is a circumventor?
wow.. 2 new words in 1 day.. w00t.. :P
Ill learn ya 2 danish word then..
no.. its gonna be 3..

Jeg er sej..
tee hee.. omg.. bored.. :P


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