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 So I went to the beach today... 
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Post So I went to the beach today...
And these Russian guys were there...and they were listening to loud techno dance music, and rubbing lotion on each other. This one guy has a tatoo of a tank, like, right below his chest, and he's getting lotion rubbed on his back by the other Russian guy, and he bends over, so the guys crotch is like, right against his ass, and the guy is rubbing lotion on his lower back.

It was pretty disturbing...I was like, wow, those guys sure are "comrades," if you know what I mean.


Wed Aug 03, 2005 4:04 pm
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well...its official! i officially feel dumber for reading this post. thank you very much.

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JoE_MaMMa's_MaMMa wrote:
well...its official! i officially feel dumber for reading this post. thank you very much.



ive gotta go with joe on this one.....and i feel a bit gayer now as well......

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Wed Aug 03, 2005 4:45 pm
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lmao you just admited you said you felt gayer. your out of the closet now and way the F*CK out.

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I just got the biggest hard on for the Cold War.


Also, why the F*CK are these banned people getting back in?


Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:34 pm
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banned from forums? are you F*CKING crutsed?

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Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:35 pm
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I dno't know what crutsed is.


Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:36 pm
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lol wow dude your so quick thats like 30 seconds from i just posted, dude ill give you 10 bucks if you apply in another 1 minute or less. and crutsed? i just made it up!

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Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:37 pm
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apply?


Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:39 pm
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Edit by Gman: I'm contacting this fuckheads ISP and reporting this spam.

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ZAP RIDER...STOP POSTING ON OUR SITE. you have been unwelcome for quite a long time now. leave us be. go back to CAKD. atleast they MIGHT appreciate you.

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Thu Aug 04, 2005 5:04 pm
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Seems unlikely though.


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I just sent an email with his hostname and the time of the post to verizon dsl's spam/abuse department letting them know that a minor has been posting pornographic material on my website.

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Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:55 pm
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lmfao thats definatlly pwnt

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Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:57 pm
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Gman owned that fag.♥


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