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Police Find Naked Man In Corn Field Searching For 'Forrest Gump'

News Edition: 07/28/2005
LITTLEVILLE, Ala. -- Life is like a box of chocolates -- even if you're standing naked in the middle of a corn field.

Police in Littleville, Ala., report they busted a guy who said he looking for the house where "Forrest Gump" lived. Officers said they found the man standing as naked as the day he was born.

According to authorities, the naked guy was munching on raw corn.

Police haven't released the name of the suspect. Littleville Police Chief William Nale said the man is a drifter who was following railroad lines, looking for Forrest Gump's house. The man is charged with indecent exposure and will undergo a mental exam.

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Wed Jul 27, 2005 10:40 pm
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corpse' brother, mandy's uncle, Mrs. Corpse's brother-in-law = Pwnt!

im just kidding.


Wed Jul 27, 2005 11:18 pm
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No, dumbass.


That was me.

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he needs a mental exam.....

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Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:29 am
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I remember the days when we ran in the cornfield butt ass naked eating the raw corn, scaring the shit out of Forrest Gump and his mom, he doesnt need a mental exam wtf!


Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:26 pm
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