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 how a REAL cute baby should look.... 
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spartan
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ya fag, GO air force wooh F*CK the navy. Joe if I move to where ever the F*CK u at, will u be my daddy?


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Well you got that skilly willy yo, with the flashy flash light, cooking them rolls with the backside of a grilly grill. Fo sho nigga.
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I'm really tempted to lose my anal virginity to a huge dump and then take a picture and post it under the subject "How a real cute dump should look like" and then ask joe if his little girl would like to snack on it.
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wow kitten
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CowGirl wrote:
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you have the dick you make the rules!!!!


Stupid.


yust the way the world works girl thats all :twisted:

hey Joe what gives shes normal looking, whos her real father? :twisted:

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i havent figured out who the real father is yet. lol. i'm still looking into that one. evil eye...nice picture, by the way. lol. i told my wife about how you thought it looked like a poo in that picture, then showed her what you made. she got a kick out of it. good job :)

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Blue_Raven wrote:
CowGirl wrote:
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you have the dick you make the rules!!!!


Stupid.


yust the way the world works girl thats all :twisted:

hey Joe what gives shes normal looking, whos her real father? :twisted:


Now people, we all know that women control the world because women have all the vaginas.
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yes...and ALL men want their vagina's...so we let them control us so we can get the punani that night...simple as that. that's how the world works...

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meh, i suppose. It doesn't really get that complicated if you know how to work the situation. Punani + Halo = A great F*CKING time (literally) Need to try that with cs sometime.
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Joe Mama and Angry Kitten are good smart men. I ♥ you both.

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CowGirl wrote:
Joe Mama and Angry Kitten are good smart men. I ♥ you both.


Agreed!
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Yay!! i feel the love again :) thank you ♥

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CowGirl wrote:
Joe Mama and Angry Kitten are good smart men. I ♥ you both.


personaly i think they are yust whiped, its so sad joe you need to get you dick back from your wife........

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nah. ya know...one of the higher-ups in my last command told me that, too. they always joked that my wife has my testicles in a jar on our kitchen table. lol. oh so true. that's what happens when you get married though (IF you want to stay married atleast....)

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JoE_MaMMa's_MaMMa wrote:
nah. ya know...one of the higher-ups in my last command told me that, too. they always joked that my wife has my testicles in a jar on our kitchen table. lol. oh so true. that's what happens when you get married though (IF you want to stay married atleast....)


No its ont its all the matter of who is the man in the marrige simpel as that... ofcurse since you are navy man your the womman...... :twisted:

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lol. you crazy swedes....go eat some swedish pastries now :)

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JoE_MaMMa's_MaMMa wrote:
lol. you crazy swedes....go eat some swedish pastries now :)


Damit joe now i got to go find some AFRICAN AMERICAN, thx for reminding me HOMOSEXUAL!

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I figured out why joe is always anal! he is dickless! he has a detachable penis! and his wife has it in her purse! that's why you don't get any. x.x! ♥ i have for you man. Damn those feminist meat smugglers..o.- THEY WILL PAY I WANT MY PENIS BACK MELISSAAAAA
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Hell yeah she keeps it! she keeps it under lock and key! the only time i ever get it back is when she wants sex. that's how it goes....ask any of these married guys in here.

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hahahahahahahaha
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