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wow...i'm just so glad that i see such big bad-ass words around here. i can admit that i had to look THAT one up. good job kitten.

Varangians Varangiansverăn´jēenz, name given by Slavs and Byzantine Greeks to Scandinavians who began to raid the eastern shores of the Baltic and penetrate Eastern Europe by the 9th cent.

and thank you encyclopedia.com! cmon kitten...you should know by now that we're all stupid rednecks here.

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Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:48 pm
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lol thx joe mammai just used free dictionary.com to look that up too LOL....

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freaky and kinda interesting at the same time what the F*CK were they smokin besides the pole when they made that

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Joe, that F*CKING ruled. Someone took the iniative to look it up. You just made me do a C*CK pushup.

But varangian sounded way cooler than viking, so I had to say it :3

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i'm glad i could've been of assistance to all of yous guys. i feel the love growing again :)

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Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:24 am
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a C*CK push up??? lol wtf

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Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:18 am
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hahaha C*CK pushups

is that like a push pop?

there tasty!!11


Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:51 am
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u havent heard that line from jack black before? a C*CK pushup is when "you lay on the ground and let your boner lift you off the ground"


Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:55 am
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wow, I'm gonna try that.

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lol go ahead and break your dick lol

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omfg thats halarious, i wish my dick was big enough to do a C*CK push-up
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yeah...but all that weed shrunk it down to flea size, huh?

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ya, it F*CKIN' sucks, i went from 13" to 9" after a few bowls and for some reason it wont shrink no more, DAMNIT!


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lol. well, HA! i dont smoke weed...so i'm still like 15 inches! NIGGA!

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i just recently quit smokin' the buds, and i actually have more energy im not so lazy all the time, and i can breathe when i play football, basketball, ultimate frisbee etc.


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my 2 and a half inch peeder still lifts me off the ground.

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Yeah, size doesn't matter. It's all about the strength of the luncheon meat truncheon. The spam dagger. The pork sword. The bacon torpedo. The spam javelin.

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