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 Brisket recipe 
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    Buy a brisket, (About a 20 lbs worth) make sure you can bend it in half at the store. If it won't bend in half, it's crap!

    Next, cook it at 225 degrees, fatty side up, for around 8-10 hours or so. Add a full bottle of Dale's marinade. (You can also add a small bottle of liquid smoke if you like) We usually put it on before bed then wake up to deliciousness in the air. Mmmmmm.

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    When it gets done, use a food processer to shred it up. If you don't have one, use a knife to cut it up into small bits. Include the fat!

    Next add Frank's RedHot Original Cayenne Pepper Sauce to taste. I added about a pint to the one I took to Austin and it turned out just right. I bought the 1/2 gallon one at Sams and added half the bottle.

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    Stir the crap out of it and you're done. Enjoy!

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MMMMMMM!!!! I JUst Came a bit at the thought of such a Mouthgasm

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I hope Chris got to see this...

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This is just way too complicated for me. Someone should give me a hands on lesson.


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I've been craving something for a while. Never could figure out what it was. Now I know. It's THIS.

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Thanks very much Coach :)


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Good call on bending it in half -- most folks don't know that shit.

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Also slicing it like a loaf of bread is a good way to cut it up as well

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Yeah I didn't know about that, also that sounds F*CKING delicious. Will try it next time I buy one, but I'll need to find that sauce over here..


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nothing beats slow roasting in a old propane tank converted to a trailer pit, with a pure mesquite fire, for 16 hours. Talk about F*CKING delicious. I eat all of my bbq with mesquite. Of course I grew up in South Tx, were mesquite is plentiful. No special seasonings, just some beer and the basics!


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Ho Ly F*CK I want to make this so bad. God damn I wish my parents were american and cooked like this

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Blazer wrote:
nothing beats slow roasting in a old propane tank converted to a trailer pit, with a pure mesquite fire, for 16 hours. Talk about F*CKING delicious. I eat all of my bbq with mesquite. Of course I grew up in South Tx, were mesquite is plentiful. No special seasonings, just some beer and the basics!


Salt, pepper, and a FUCKLOAD of smoke.

I've been using pecan hulls to smoke shit lately and it's boss. Pecan hulls + applewood or mesquite = boss.

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Since this is beyond me, I found this place where you can buy pre-cooked briskets. What do you think?

http://www.nbsmokehouse.com/item.asp?itm=975B


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Gman wrote:
Blazer wrote:
nothing beats slow roasting in a old propane tank converted to a trailer pit, with a pure mesquite fire, for 16 hours. Talk about F*CKING delicious. I eat all of my bbq with mesquite. Of course I grew up in South Tx, were mesquite is plentiful. No special seasonings, just some beer and the basics!


Salt, pepper, and a FUCKLOAD of smoke.

I've been using pecan hulls to smoke shit lately and it's boss. Pecan hulls + applewood or mesquite = boss.



I remember you saying this a couple of weeks ago in the server. I want to try this but unlike you I dont have anywhere here that sells pecan shells. CT BLOWS ASS FOR THIS KIND OF FOOD.

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correction. The best place we have for smoked anything is
http://www.nodinesmokehouse.com

THEY ARE AWESOME. Used to bring our deer meat here after hunting and buy a shitload of jerky on the way out. ITS SO F*CKING GOOD.

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Reborn wrote:
Since this is beyond me, I found this place where you can buy pre-cooked briskets. What do you think?

http://www.nbsmokehouse.com/item.asp?itm=975B.


Holy smokes! (pun intended) Not for 50 bucks! I can go down the street and get a 20 lbs brisket for about a dollar a pound! That's expensive as all get out, wow.

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