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Saw this on another forum, someone linked this post ...

A story about incest:

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I accidentally found a video that my sister made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so ****ing beautiful that I watched it twice. (probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy **** went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to **** her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

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My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ****ed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever ****ing seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him


Fri Oct 29, 2010 10:38 pm
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lololololololol

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Post Re: Thought I'd share...
Gay ass ending...
BUT, a very interesting story. My friend has the F*CKING hottest sister ever, so I think of him when I read this story lol, but he prolly wouldn't want to F*CK her or anything....or would he?! :O


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That was funy!

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lol

I was starting to catch on after the bikini so I skipped to the end and ruined it but still lol


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DaFreak wrote:
Gay ass ending...
BUT, a very interesting story. My friend has the F*CKING hottest sister ever, so I think of him when I read this story lol, but he prolly wouldn't want to F*CK her or anything....or would he?! :O


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ROFLFLLFLF

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Mon Nov 01, 2010 11:25 am
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DaFreak wrote:
Gay ass ending...
BUT, a very interesting story. My friend has the F*CKING hottest sister ever, so I think of him when I read this story lol, but he prolly wouldn't want to F*CK her or anything....or would he?! :O


I'm guessing this flew right over your head....


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Of course it went over his head, he probably hasn't hit his growth spurt yet. =)

The force is weak with this one.

Praying a flood of jokes incoming.

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hahahahaha, very funny

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Post Re: Thought I'd share...
Codeman wrote:
DaFreak wrote:
Gay ass ending...
BUT, a very interesting story. My friend has the F*CKING hottest sister ever, so I think of him when I read this story lol, but he prolly wouldn't want to F*CK her or anything....or would he?! :O


I'm guessing this flew right over your head....

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lol so what site exactly did you find this off of? And why you lookn at starwars incest porn for?

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Post Re: Thought I'd share...
sadly I have to say I only got it after I read the end and I went "wait a minute" and read it again and started piecing it all together from episode IV to IV and I was like "F*CK he got me"

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JFOBP wrote:
DaFreak wrote:
Gay ass ending...
BUT, a very interesting story. My friend has the F*CKING hottest sister ever, so I think of him when I read this story lol, but he prolly wouldn't want to F*CK her or anything....or would he?! :O


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LOLOLOLLOLOLOL


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OOOOHHHHH SHIT I GET IT! IT'S LUKE SKYWALKER!
IM SUCH A FUCKHEAD!


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winitnow wrote:
lol so what site exactly did you find this off of? And why you lookn at starwars incest porn for?


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DaFreak wrote:
OOOOHHHHH SHIT I GET IT! IT'S LUKE SKYWALKER!
IM SUCH A FUCKHEAD!



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I totally got this the firts time i read it.............. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_11

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Lol, my favorite line:

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Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.


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