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One-Eyed Elder, Senior Admin  Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 4936 Location: Gardendale, Texas 
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 SoGman and I were outside of Southside Market and some old lady comes walking by about 20 yards away or so away and her sun dress was trying to blow up. I tell Adam, "Look! Quick!" As soon as he does, her dress blows up and the old bitch doesn't have on a stich underneath. We saw some defined, shaven, poon.
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Re: So So, how old are we talkin here? is she an old lady that shaves? Or old lady that was so old that there is no hair anymore? if it's an old lady that shaves, more F*CKIN' power to her! I hope my wife still shaves when she's old!
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Tue Jun 01, 2010 3:00 pm Posts: 725 Location: Sanford, ME
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Re: So oh my
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 4380 Location: Doing your Mom while your sister waits her turn!
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Re: So Thanks Coach, was just going to bed and now I'm going to have nightmares. Thanks again you bitch!.......lol
_________________  N00bfest Admin / Professional Rager / Ah lets face it I'm an ASSHOLE! Delta Company Δ - Former Leader (Strange that basterd took it back) cptreynolds@n00bfest.com |
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 4359 Location: The Nasty Nati
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Re: So I'd hit that.
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 3216 Location: Michigan
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Re: So You gotta see everything at least once. Well played, you sir have an eye for poon exposure.
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:46 am Posts: 2623 Location: Montreal, Canada
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Re: So Haha, was she more of a MILF or a GILF?
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Re: So Montreal wrote: Haha, was she more of a MILF or a GILF? If Coach calls her old, she might be older than him... means 60+ (hehe ♥ coach) |
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Re: So She was old enough to be Dirtbag's great granddaughter (in her 60s)
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Re: So Much clearer.
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Re: So Was she fat?
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[n00b] Member Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 3216 Location: Michigan
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Re: So Did she have big thighs.....................
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:05 pm Posts: 77 Location: Wichita, KS
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Re: So regardless of how old or fat she was. thats some pretty unbelievable poon spottage. master poon skill status. i sir am in awe.
_________________ "You tell 'em i'm coming!....and hell's coming with me! You hear?" "Hell's comin with me!! "You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?" [img]kansas[/img] |
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Not Worthy of [n00b]  Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:17 am Posts: 2079 Location: California
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Re: So No pics?
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 125 Location: Philadelphia
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Re: So Did she walk over a grate and her dress blow up, like Marilyn Monroe?
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Re: So Her name was "BIG Bertha" and she weighed 350 pounds...
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Re: So I told my grandmother quite explicitly to remember her granny panties...
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Re: So Bubba wrote: Her name was "BIG Bertha" and she weighed 350 pounds... u talking about Luff? _________________  |
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