An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.
The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"
The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."
The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.
The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"
"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square."
"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."
"No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.
That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet...
The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.
The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.
The president was happy to oblige.
The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."
The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied,
"Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"


i'll have more later, if i should stick them elsewhere, let me know

lawl

did you name yourself after that crappy jean company from the 90s?

Thats hilarious

thats great old women ftw

Old men are better

That's funny, I love these.

There's one a lot like this. But it's with a guy meeting with an IRS agent. The guy bets the IRS agent $25,000 that he can piss over his desk and into the garbage can. The IRS agent takes the bet. The guy brings his lawyer in as a witness. The guy pisses all over his desk and the IRS agent laughs and cleans it up. The IRS agent notices the lawyer shaking his head and asks "What's wrong?" The lawyer replied "He bet me $100,000 he could walk in here and piss all over your desk, and you'de laugh about it."

ROFL

!!!lol nice do you make these up or what

lol

now if icould really do this that'd be great

u want to fondle a man's balls?.?

you could always try?

if I get paid 100K I'd be more than happy to fondle a guys balls or piss on a desk

I'de piss on a desk for free just for the laughs, as long as i'de get away scott free.

Lol thats too funny.

Wondering the same thing.

i never had a pair of jeans from them, just a shirt that mystiously appeared with my cloaths after going to a laundry mat. i was wearing it at the time i made my email address and been using jnco ever since bc im too lazy to come up with something new

lol

lol