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High Speed
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Joined: Fri May 07, 2010 12:36 am
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Location: Houston / Ft Lewis Washington
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 I heard this joke today..... There was a cucumber, a pickel, and a penis sitting around pissed off at the world... The cucumber says "Man my life sucks when I grow big ,fat and juicy they slice me up and puts me in a fricking salad". The pickel looks at him and says "shit when I grow big ,fat and juicy they stick me in a jar full of vinegar smashed with other pickels and put me in the fridge". The penis says "you think yall have it bad when I grow big, fat and juicy they put a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark room and they bang my head against the wall until I throw up on my self and pass out!!!!!!!!!! 
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CLOROX
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Re: I heard this joke today..... Nice one I LOLD But really all jokes/videos/links(except news such as the oil spill)/ and pictures should be kept in The NSFW section to avoid problems.... you can still post jokes just keep in mind to use the proper forum.. Nice joke BTW
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Akutazi
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Re: I heard this joke today..... lul
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Xnr3p
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Re: I heard this joke today..... dont you mean, they hit me till I puke then im overcome with a wave of depression and self loathing?
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Kano56
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Re: I heard this joke today..... Dumb F*CKING joke, a pickle is a cucumber
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Tazzaler
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Re: I heard this joke today..... Kano56 wrote: Dumb F*CKING joke, a pickle is a cucumber YEAH _________________
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Bleep
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Re: I heard this joke today..... Kano56 wrote: Dumb F*CKING joke, a pickle is a cucumber Kano knows his vegetables, hell yeah _________________  Rokatanski wrote: I F*CKING love you.
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Sgt. DooDoo
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Re: I heard this joke today..... wow lol
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Shadoutsu
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Re: I heard this joke today..... i've lost track of how many times I heard this joke, and damn straight a F*CKING pickle is a cuke... just a smaller version, like Tiki is a diff version of Digi 
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Vendetta
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Re: I heard this joke today..... Bleep wrote: Kano56 wrote: Dumb F*CKING joke, a pickle is a cucumber Kano knows his vegetables, hell yeah cause he sticks em in his butt all the time  _________________
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cybrslsh
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Re: I heard this joke today..... Vendetta wrote: Bleep wrote: Kano56 wrote: Dumb F*CKING joke, a pickle is a cucumber Kano knows his vegetables, hell yeah cause he sticks em in his butt all the time Smoked. lol this joke is OLD but i still find my self reading hoping its different and then laughing anyway. _________________검둥이 
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Zuol
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Re: I heard this joke today..... lol.... nice. thats a good for a chuckle
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Crzyninja
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Re: I heard this joke today..... Xnr3p wrote: dont you mean, they hit me till I puke then im overcome with a wave of depression and self loathing? that was lame you should kill yourself... heard tha joke before we had a small joke night in the server once thats were i heard it from bt its a good joke _________________Goodkat wrote: ... and I'll leave you with a nice warm glass of go F*CK yourself. acid_rain wrote: I am not going to explain my reasoning for anything, because I simply don't have to.
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