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 i guess there is a man/woman for everyone out there. 
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Post i guess there is a man/woman for everyone out there.
i stumbled across this link on another forum..

just to get you ready for what you are about to see, here is a sample.

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yes.. that is a chick.



http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f95/i-got ... cs-877461/

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hey koolaid

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what is love baby dont hurt me baby dont hurt me

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thats incest for ya

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well if she makes him happy...


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What. Is. THAT. BOTH OF THEM!!!!!

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Wrong forum! This post should go to NSFW section.

Uh... well... as they say 'love is blind'.

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Looks like Genocide got married to Angry Kitten!


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LMAO! Nice....

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I am startled by this event.

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...I'd tap that

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...I'd tap that

Then, you sir, need counceling.


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Does she do tricks for twinkies? If you read through the dudes comments he contradicts himself way to much! Like how he said he married her because they had a child on the way(poor kid.) Then says he's glad he saved losing his virginity until their honeymoon. I mean I know it's not anyone elses kid, because no one else would be willing to hop on that and go for a ride.

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...I'd tap that

Don't get yourself to tired, you still gotta climb down off that thing!

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Sandman015 wrote:
...I'd tap that

Don't get yourself to tired, you still gotta climb down off that thing!



F*CK climbing, ill cum on her face then fast rope off her belly for a rapid exfil!


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She looks like she's having fun! Poor girl, I've always had an affection towards fat people.

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If you keep reading, he pretty much admits this was a joke. LOL

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it's like 117 pages, no way am I going to read all that...

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it's like 117 pages, no way am I going to read all that...


I just scanned for his posts, guess I was bored. LOL

EDIT:

It's 193 pages. Holy shit!

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Sandman015 wrote:
...I'd tap that

Don't get yourself to tired, you still gotta climb down off that thing!

oh you thought I was talking about the chick...

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