1. In-game alias: deadwa
2. Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:1642759
3. Time/date of the ban : 3/29 PM
4. Server where ban occurred 72.249.124.50:27015
5. Who banned you? Coach
6. What were you banned for? for supposedly hacking
7. Comments: my brother heineken is in your clan, he knows for a fact that i dont hack we both have been playing cs for a long time since before 1.6.. I honestly dont hack. I just made a few lucky shots....thank you for your time and pwn em all.

Sit tight, this is under review.

Also, you're a dick for bypassing the ban by using a secondary account to play on our server. Just throwin that out there.

l0l thats fucked up man but we all know if u aint hacking we quit the server cause u got banned btw this is heheineken :P

I have no idea what you just said.

On that note, make sure your brother isn't using walls. That was our primary concern. If he was, get rid of them for him then beat the shit out of him for doing it. His KDR is shit, but he was tracking people through walls.

There, I said it.

ok bro I shit u not man my brother wasnt walling. He is shright legit.. yet a n00b... hes gets lucky rounds like me.. i havent played cs in over a year.. ask anybody.. pWn's n00bs

For what its worth, I'd ban both of you guys for wasting everyone's time trying to decipher your gibberish posts -- no one is going to take any serious action on this unban request unless you can communicate a semi-coherent thought.

Yeah, until you explain what exactly this means I'm banning the other ID you've been playing under.

Thats what happens when i hand a drunk heineken the keyboard xD

Well, as you already know, I've just banned your other ID for circumventing the ban. Hacking or not, circumventing a ban is not acceptable -- I don't care who you are.

Come back in a month and request an unban. Maybe I'll be drunk enough to approve it.