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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:12 pm Posts: 3663 Location: Mt Hood, Oregon 
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 Re: Dear Santa...I want a sweater and some socks, and lots of good food.
I buy myself the shit I really want. _________________ BAN Log: Player [[n00b] Reborn''] [STEAM_0:1:456925] Time 02/21/2010 @ 17:17:03 |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:47 pm Posts: 2564
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Re: Dear Santa... Coach wrote: I have all that I want. Santa is a myth, sorry to be the one that breaks the news fellas. Are you sure? I was thinking kitten was santa in disguise. _________________  |
| Tue Nov 24, 2009 12:42 pm |
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Lazer Jesus  Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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Re: Dear Santa... Damn.
I typed out a whole list and realized that I shouldn't hit the post button at work. _________________ I got a sex change. |
| Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:59 pm |
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 4380 Location: Doing your Mom while your sister waits her turn!
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Re: Dear Santa... Dear Santa
I was wondering if you could provide me with the winning lottery ticket to Lotto Max on the draw following Christmas. If you can't seem to pick the winning numbers I'll settle for a 50' or bigger Plasma T.V. with a home theater system. Thanks again and Merry Christmas! Cpt.Reynolds p.s. Please behave next time on the server so I won't have to ban you again. _________________  N00bfest Admin / Professional Rager / Ah lets face it I'm an ASSHOLE! Delta Company Δ - Former Leader (Strange that basterd took it back) cptreynolds@n00bfest.com |
| Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:11 pm |
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 832 Location: Cali
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Re: Dear Santa... a job. the end.
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2403 Location: FL
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Re: Dear Santa... Casey_Jones wrote: a job. the end. ^^^ This. And a headset so Coach doesnt murder me. Knowing Santa he will give me the worst job/headset he can find that cheap AFRICAN AMERICAN. |
| Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:33 pm |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 1497 Location: Texas
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Re: Dear Santa... Virgil wrote: I really hope Vision gets his wish..... no shit _________________ Hooker wrote: Sometimes your compliments and turkeyisms stun me. n00bfest presents BROKEN MUGEN |
| Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:18 pm |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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Re: Dear Santa... dirkdeagler wrote: I want a sweater and some C*CK /fixed _________________  "attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage |
| Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:20 pm |
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Lazer Jesus Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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Re: Dear Santa... I'm not gonna lie. I'd love to get a ton of socks. Mine just F*CKING disappear constantly.
_________________ I got a sex change. |
| Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:30 pm |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sat Jun 20, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 822 Location: Connecticut
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Re: Dear Santa... Hooker wrote: Coach wrote: I have all that I want. Santa is a myth, sorry to be the one that breaks the news fellas. Are you sure? I was thinking kitten was santa in disguise. God dam i wish i had this photo! Me, hero, monk and Tay were playing on a Mini games map. Had a 85 year old 90% naked man, In a santa colored kitty costume. We forgot to get the photo off the spray for angry kitten Lol :( _________________  |
| Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:49 pm |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 3031
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Re: Dear Santa... dear french santa, i want french fries with sum french mustard on it and later a french silk pie, i also want 1 day to french dip my french beef sammiches, i wanna french kiss some french women with lil french rolls down the back of their head, i'd also like to have a french horn so i could play some french music...
sincerly Coq the frenchie ♥ |
| Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:29 am |
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5190 Location: Vegas Baby
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Re: Dear Santa... AngryKitten wrote: I'm not gonna lie. I'd love to get a ton of socks. Mine just F*CKING disappear constantly. quit masterbating into them _________________  |
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Lazer Jesus Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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Re: Dear Santa... -Purple- wrote: AngryKitten wrote: I'm not gonna lie. I'd love to get a ton of socks. Mine just F*CKING disappear constantly. quit masterbating into them One time I was sleeping in someone else's bed and masturbated in to a sock. When I busted it went right through the sock, up in the air, and landed on the bed. I used it to draw a smilie face so when she went to change the cover the next day she'd have a happy little surprise. _________________ I got a sex change. |
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Newbie Spammer  Joined: Thu Feb 24, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 556 Location: Bronx, NY
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Re: Dear Santa... AngryKitten wrote: -Purple- wrote: AngryKitten wrote: I'm not gonna lie. I'd love to get a ton of socks. Mine just F*CKING disappear constantly. quit masterbating into them One time I was sleeping in someone else's bed and masturbated in to a sock. When I busted it went right through the sock, up in the air, and landed on the bed. I used it to draw a smilie face so when she went to change the cover the next day she'd have a happy little surprise. /win _________________ Nigga's ain't deeaaad they just smell that way - Dr. Malicious Luff get those burgers out of your mouth and talk like a human being! - Dr. Malicious I want to murder you. Or cause you to die somehow in a fire and then sprinkle cocaine all over your body and then eat you. That's the only way you'll taste good - Dr. Malicious |
| Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:37 am |
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Game Server Admin Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5190 Location: Vegas Baby
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Re: Dear Santa... Must have been a holy sock
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Lazer Jesus Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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Re: Dear Santa... -Purple- wrote: Must have been a holy sock Nope. And that's the best part. _________________ I got a sex change. |
| Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:01 am |
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Game Server Admin Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5190 Location: Vegas Baby
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Re: Dear Santa... Not holey. Holy.
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[n00b] Member Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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Re: Dear Santa... AngryKitten wrote: -Purple- wrote: AngryKitten wrote: I'm not gonna lie. I'd love to get a ton of socks. Mine just F*CKING disappear constantly. quit masterbating into them One time I was sleeping in someone else's bed and masturbated in to a sock. When I busted it went right through the sock, up in the air, and landed on the bed. I used it to draw a smilie face so when she went to change the cover the next day she'd have a happy little surprise. A girls bed so a girls sock? girls socks probably feel better right? thats one thing i've never tried _________________ "attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage |
| Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:36 am |
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Lazer Jesus Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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Re: Dear Santa... It was my sock.
And it's an atheist sock so it can't be holy. _________________ I got a sex change. |
| Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:16 pm |
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Game Server Admin Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5190 Location: Vegas Baby
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Re: Dear Santa... You are shitting all over my poor attempt at humor. Damn you.
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