Is anyone else as excited as I am for the Olympics? What events are you looking forward to? Personally, I'm looking forward to the Canadian hockey team adding another gold medal to the collection! I was slightly worried about the US, but after seeing their lineup, my fears subsided. Also, HOW THE F*CK do you not include Bobby Ryan in your roster?

opening ceremony..that is all.

Opening Ceremony, bloopers, and lol'ing when they show how many medals each country has won and the US is beating Canada

F*CKING biathlon, hockey, all of the different skiing events, skeleton, luge... it's all amazing to watch. Can't wait. Blows the summer Olympics away.

Dogg, we own that figure skating championship, F*CK your straight ass skaters.

Joke aside, can't wait to see that halfpipe championship. First time it's considered as an Olympic sport so as a skier myself I'm quite psyched!

The hockey events will be F*CKING great as well. Can't say that USA team looks that bad, as Monty pretends. I think it's gonna be a pretty good show

Not gonna happen Falcon! You might actually get more medals, but we'll get more golds and that's what counts.

Two more things:

1. The American uniform for the opening ceremony is so ugly. I actually laughed when I saw it. It's supposed to be reminiscent of the old American patchwork and it's designed by Calvin Klein, but god is it ugly (although most of the other countries have ugly shit as well).

2. I'm looking forward to seeing the Jamaican bobsled team compete. I feel like Cool Runnings is becoming reality!

I just had to goolge what you were talking about...by god...they are ugly. Reminds me of a Christmas Sweater.

Murica Christmas sweaters to the max. Holy shit, who thought of this look?

For the lazy

The uniform would be complete with a set of Dr. Dre's Beats and Kanye's sunglasses

F*CK YEAH CURLING!

I curled once and it's actually a lot of fun! Plus, according to long-standing tradition, the winning team has to buy the losing team a round of drinks after the match. It's basically a win-win.

My favorite parts so far are the dual toilet pics that came out and the argument over gay people.

Wait people actually watch the winter olympics? i thought it was like the special needs olympics people know of it but dont really bother to watch it. >.>

But my god those american uniforms did they go to everyones grandmas and asked them for a horrible sweater?

maybe hockey and snowboarding

curling and bobsled :D hope there is no terrorist attempts

My favorite part will be when the silly terrorists try to bomb Russia, then the Spetznas and the KGB (bullshit they aren't around anymore) comes out of the workwork, hunts them all down and has public executions of Al Qaeda scums.

KGB is still around just different ancronym: FSB.

My excitement on this is a solid 0 unless i scan by and see a hot chick then it could be significantly higher as long as hot ass is visible.

I want to see Diving.....and dog sledding!!!