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 Purple-Dildo VS purple dildo 
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I just got back from a vacation in San Francisco, which included a trip to the SF Zoo. While there I ran into this awesome purple boner plant, and I capitalized on the opportunity to give it some good lovin...


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Post Re: Purple-Dildo VS purple dildo
7/10 would bang

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Post Re: Purple-Dildo VS purple dildo
a/s/l?? and shoulda stuck it up your ass or at least gave it a good deepthroat

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Post Re: Purple-Dildo VS purple dildo
Sexiest picture of the year. ;)


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Post Re: Purple-Dildo VS purple dildo
You look pretty good with your mouth opened like that...looks like you practice that pose a lot?

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Well, I was in San Francisco...

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Tue May 28, 2013 1:25 pm
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Haha

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Oh, how I miss you when you're like that...

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It's called a "Pride of Madeira,"assuming anyone wanted to grow their own dildos.

I have a couple.

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LMAO this is amazing and good job purple next time you could prob get luff in that picture lol

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Post Re: Purple-Dildo VS purple dildo
picture is 1/10 has some ugly gay dude ruining the picture of the dildo in the shot, thread is 10/10 it has me in it.


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MINE'S BETTER

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Post Re: Purple-Dildo VS purple dildo
Twig and Berries wrote:
It's called a "Pride of Madeira,"assuming anyone wanted to grow their own dildos.

I have a couple.


You have a couple dildos?

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