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Sweet Pea
n00bfest Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Mon May 10, 2010 11:45 pm Posts: 3503
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Happy Valentines Day
Happy Valentines Day Motherfuckers! (for all of you who don't have someone to celebrate, I'm sure there's someone in n00b that wouldn't mind doing butt to butt) ;)
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:31 pm |
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JoeMamma
n00bfest Asshole
Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
Happy Valentine's Day! YAY! Another year with no Valentine's sex for me! (wife is in class until 4, when she gets my kids from my parent's house, then I leave for work at 6 - not like I'd get any anyways, even if I was home tonight...)
_________________When I fart, it smells like a BBP. I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell.
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:48 pm |
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Sweet Pea
n00bfest Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Mon May 10, 2010 11:45 pm Posts: 3503
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
You make your wife out to be a huge bitch. And she's super nice. I wanna hang out with her again, and your kids.
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:52 pm |
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mossyoak
n00bfest Council
Joined: Sat Jul 12, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 3823 Location: SHOTTYFEST!
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
Sweet Pea wrote: You make your wife out to be a huge bitch. And she's super nice. I wanna hang out with her again, and your kids. Its just the way the male things. No Valentine's day sex = BITCH. Actually no sex = bitch, but thats another story lol
_________________Sweet Pea wrote: Is it sad that I know who took this picture via my bearded dragon community on facebook?
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:56 pm |
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JoeMamma
n00bfest Asshole
Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
Sweet Pea wrote: You make your wife out to be a huge bitch. And she's super nice. I wanna hang out with her again, and your kids. She's not a bitch, but she has absolutely no libido, no sex drive what-so-ever! And for a 30 year old sex fiend, that's quite frustrating to deal with!
_________________When I fart, it smells like a BBP. I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell.
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:57 pm |
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Sweet Pea
n00bfest Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Mon May 10, 2010 11:45 pm Posts: 3503
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
They make pills for that. I'm sure she likes some sort of C*CK that you could infiltrate with some delicious libido pills.
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:01 pm |
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ResinCactus
[n00b] Member
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:37 am Posts: 1072 Location: Whats a Resin Cactus?
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
try more fourplay? or pills?
or...
bondage?
_________________ When can one see, in the dark, but by its opposite.... light.TheBosman wrote: This is home . Done and done .
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:34 pm |
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Tarnish
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:09 pm Posts: 47
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
let her put a strap-on on and have her return the favor might just need some crazy time... i disgust myself SMH
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:36 pm |
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Luke
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:28 pm Posts: 1295
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
YAY BUTT TO BUTT
_________________ Lots of people have birthdays in early November. I like to think that it's because their parents fucked on Valentine's day.
"OH BABY YOU BOUGHT ME A HALLMARK CARD AND SOME F*CKING ROSES. PLEASE BUST A LOAD IN MY SNATCH AND LET'S MAKE A CRITTER" "LOL K" *SPLAT* -Gman
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:38 pm |
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Tazzaler
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5727 Location: Dakota, North
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
Dibs on Deadman's Asshole
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:25 pm |
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Garrett
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 1719 Location: Chicago
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
Happy Valentines Day, although every day is butt-to-butt day.
_________________ [n00b] ??? Coach wrote: I swear, if I could get a nickel for every IQ point Kano has, I'd have 2.5 cents.
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:49 pm |
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CLOROX
Game Server Admin
Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:02 pm Posts: 1822 Location: Sarasota Florida
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
Me and my left hand just treated ourselves this valentines day, She wasn't being very nice so at work she got cut and i had to go home. Take that you F*CKING nasty hand.
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:10 pm |
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BulletCatcher
n00bfest Ancient, Senior Admin
Joined: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2112 Location: Virginia
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
Happy Vday!
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:34 pm |
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Fird
[n00b] Member
Joined: Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:09 am Posts: 696 Location: Texas
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
happy vday :D
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:48 pm |
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chronicW33D
Game Server Admin
Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:55 pm Posts: 637 Location: Seattle, WA
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
Tazzaler wrote: Dibs on Deadman's Asshole LAWL! happy vday!
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:37 am |
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iownzu
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:42 pm Posts: 356
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
im single
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:06 pm |
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JoeMamma
n00bfest Asshole
Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
You're never "single" - you always have a lady-friend, as long as you sit on your hand first.
_________________When I fart, it smells like a BBP. I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell.
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:08 pm |
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Dead Man
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:18 pm Posts: 498
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
Tazzaler wrote: Dibs on Deadman's Asshole Apparently my asshole is up for grabs? LOL
_________________"When did this Kog'Maw get here?"
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:27 pm |
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Ma Deuce RMP
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Feb 26, 2012 2:39 pm Posts: 599
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
;~; got rejected
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:16 pm |
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Tazzaler
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5727 Location: Dakota, North
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
Say hi to your wife for me Joe
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Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:29 am |
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