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 Pickle Parkway 85 mph Texas 
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Personally I think the car should just self regulate its own speed. Google cars can drive themselves, seems pretty simple to make the cars aware of the speed zone and not allow sustained operation above the posted limit.

The other thing that should be mandatory is a BAC tester on all vehicle ignition switches.

No more need for silly traffic cops.


Sounds like the kind of cars Hitler would have made people drive in Nazi Germany.

Got any more fascist ideas?



how many speeding tickets have you gotten, just out of curiosity.


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Just 1, like 7 years ago.

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Just 1, like 7 years ago.

Oh F*CK I just forgot your location says Minnesota

That means if you do anything wrong on your [shitty] roads you get gauged like a bajillion dollars for the most simplistic driving offenses.

That explains your dramatic responses about driving/officers/rules.

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Natural Stoner wrote:
Just 1, like 7 years ago.

Oh F*CK I just forgot your location says Minnesota

That means if you do anything wrong on your [shitty] roads you get gauged like a bajillion dollars for the most simplistic driving offenses.

That explains your dramatic responses about driving/officers/rules.


He has a dramatic response for everything. It comes with the role of being god.

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It comes with the role of being god.


I think Caniboid has a crush on him.


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Tazzaler wrote:
Natural Stoner wrote:
Just 1, like 7 years ago.

Oh F*CK I just forgot your location says Minnesota

That means if you do anything wrong on your [shitty] roads you get gauged like a bajillion dollars for the most simplistic driving offenses.

That explains your dramatic responses about driving/officers/rules.



ehhh you should try NY cops. biggest F*CKING douchers on the planet, other than NYC cops of course


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Caniboid wrote:
Tazzaler wrote:
Natural Stoner wrote:
Just 1, like 7 years ago.

Oh F*CK I just forgot your location says Minnesota

That means if you do anything wrong on your [shitty] roads you get gauged like a bajillion dollars for the most simplistic driving offenses.

That explains your dramatic responses about driving/officers/rules.


He has a dramatic response for everything. It comes with the role of being god.

leave him alone. he is super amazing at video games xD

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Caniboid wrote:
Tazzaler wrote:
Natural Stoner wrote:
Just 1, like 7 years ago.

Oh F*CK I just forgot your location says Minnesota

That means if you do anything wrong on your [shitty] roads you get gauged like a bajillion dollars for the most simplistic driving offenses.

That explains your dramatic responses about driving/officers/rules.


He has a dramatic response for everything. It comes with the role of being god.


That is blasphemy!!! I am GOD!

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That is blasphemy!!! I am GOD!


Ahhh shit! It's about to be another Clash of the titans in here!

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I'm God now? That's a new one.

Cops are scum. End of story. They are no longer being trained properly, which is why you see them act like douche bags constantly. Shoot and kill unarmed people. Murder mentally ill people as well as other people who should not be murdered, like deaf people. They rape women and get away with it. I wish more people knew what I knew.

But, this only applies to about 99% of scum, I mean cops, there's still about 1% who have actually taken an ethics class and realize the power they hold comes with great responsibility.

Because of the power they hold over us and society entrusts in them, they should be held to HIGHER ethical standards, now lower ones, when they F*CK up. As of now, they are nothing but thugs who steal your shit and sometimes kidnap you, sometimes even torturing you.

They are the enemy. When our oppressive government makes guns (or whatever they feel like) illegal, who do you think is coming to your home to steal them from you?

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Post Re: Pickle Parkway 85 mph Texas
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I'm God now? That's a new one.

Cops are scum. End of story. They are no longer being trained properly, which is why you see them act like douche bags constantly. Shoot and kill unarmed people. Murder mentally ill people as well as other people who should not be murdered, like deaf people. They rape women and get away with it. I wish more people knew what I knew.

But, this only applies to about 99% of scum, I mean cops, there's still about 1% who have actually taken an ethics class and realize the power they hold comes with great responsibility.

Because of the power they hold over us and society entrusts in them, they should be held to HIGHER ethical standards, now lower ones, when they F*CK up. As of now, they are nothing but thugs who steal your shit and sometimes kidnap you, sometimes even torturing you.

They are the enemy. When our oppressive government makes guns (or whatever they feel like) illegal, who do you think is coming to your home to steal them from you?

1 - If you really saw the kind of people that come through a police department, than you'd realize why your local officer isn't Mr.1950's nice guy. People are generally shitbags and are only getting shitter, not because cops are putting them down, but because their just shitty people, in shitty environments, learning shitty logic and their not changing because hey...who wants to actually work to be better in 2012 if it isn't simple and pays a lot..

2 - Taking Rodney King stories and than blanketing the majority of police force is F*CKING retarded, and illogical.

3- Just to inform you the amount of training (internally and externally), paperwork, and internal checks and balances overshadow hourly their "squashing yer freddurms".

4-Let me guess you have a stockpile of dry food and guns and ammo in your basement ready to combat your totalitarian overlord?

Sorry there are speed limits for a reason, zoning requirements for a reason, traffic laws for a reason. Get over it. If you have an issue with something take it to your city commission. It actually does something, I just got done sitting through a damn 3 hour commission meeting and saw citizens draw concerns and saw commissioners react in an understanding fashion and take a considerate approach (no matter how retarded the citizen's argument was). Take a smart and logical approach to issues instead of being a paranoiac cunt about shit.

Oh and most police precincts have a steps and a process for accepting complaints from the public and hell if you're in the right rest assure the officer will get consiquences...I know, I've seen it happen.

Take initiative, accept reality, and quit acting like a victim.


Oh and I know for a fact officers really really don't care...So if you are less a stupid dickhead and more a respectfull guy you'd probably have less issues


OH wait I FORGOT YOU'RE IN MINNESOTA EVERYTHING F*CKING SUCKS THERE....seriously it does.

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Dude, Tazz, that's the most intelligent things I've read coming from you.

I'm glad we have police. It would be mayhem with Natural Stoners everywhere around.


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When did I ever say there shouldn't be speed limits?

Take initiative for what?

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Post Re: Pickle Parkway 85 mph Texas
If vehicles regulated their own speed and were instrumented to prevent drunks from driving the need to pay a bunch of asshole cops to drive around and F*CK with folks would decrease and there would be fewer asshole cops driving around F*CKING with us.

Also there would be far less annoying traffic and far fewer deadly accidents, sounds like a win all the way around.

Driving is not a right, it is a privelege. You do not have the right to drive like a maniac and you do not have the right to determine when you are too drunk to drive. Taking away the ability to do those things is not facist.


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If vehicles regulated their own speed and were instrumented to prevent drunks from driving the need to pay a bunch of asshole cops to drive around and F*CK with folks would decrease and there would be fewer asshole cops driving around F*CKING with us.

Also there would be far less annoying traffic and far fewer deadly accidents, sounds like a win all the way around.

Driving is not a right, it is a privelege. You do not have the right to drive like a maniac and you do not have the right to determine when you are too drunk to drive. Taking away the ability to do those things is not facist.

I ,Robot mother F*CKERS, those cars were kick ass and hopefully the future.

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Don't know why, but its been a while since I've seen Cyning on the forums. Only thing missing here is some implication to jews being behind the fascism. Seriously, rant about your nonsensical conspiracy theories elsewhere please.

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Tazzaler wrote:
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I'm God now? That's a new one.

Cops are scum. End of story. They are no longer being trained properly, which is why you see them act like douche bags constantly. Shoot and kill unarmed people. Murder mentally ill people as well as other people who should not be murdered, like deaf people. They rape women and get away with it. I wish more people knew what I knew.

But, this only applies to about 99% of scum, I mean cops, there's still about 1% who have actually taken an ethics class and realize the power they hold comes with great responsibility.

Because of the power they hold over us and society entrusts in them, they should be held to HIGHER ethical standards, now lower ones, when they F*CK up. As of now, they are nothing but thugs who steal your shit and sometimes kidnap you, sometimes even torturing you.

They are the enemy. When our oppressive government makes guns (or whatever they feel like) illegal, who do you think is coming to your home to steal them from you?

1 - If you really saw the kind of people that come through a police department, than you'd realize why your local officer isn't Mr.1950's nice guy. People are generally shitbags and are only getting shitter, not because cops are putting them down, but because their just shitty people, in shitty environments, learning shitty logic and their not changing because hey...who wants to actually work to be better in 2012 if it isn't simple and pays a lot..

2 - Taking Rodney King stories and than blanketing the majority of police force is F*CKING retarded, and illogical.

3- Just to inform you the amount of training (internally and externally), paperwork, and internal checks and balances overshadow hourly their "squashing yer freddurms".

4-Let me guess you have a stockpile of dry food and guns and ammo in your basement ready to combat your totalitarian overlord?

Sorry there are speed limits for a reason, zoning requirements for a reason, traffic laws for a reason. Get over it. If you have an issue with something take it to your city commission. It actually does something, I just got done sitting through a damn 3 hour commission meeting and saw citizens draw concerns and saw commissioners react in an understanding fashion and take a considerate approach (no matter how retarded the citizen's argument was). Take a smart and logical approach to issues instead of being a paranoiac cunt about shit.

Oh and most police precincts have a steps and a process for accepting complaints from the public and hell if you're in the right rest assure the officer will get consiquences...I know, I've seen it happen.

Take initiative, accept reality, and quit acting like a victim.


Oh and I know for a fact officers really really don't care...So if you are less a stupid dickhead and more a respectfull guy you'd probably have less issues


OH wait I FORGOT YOU'RE IN MINNESOTA EVERYTHING F*CKING SUCKS THERE....seriously it does.



I know and shoot with some cops, 30 years on the force or so, a couple even SWAT for 20 or so years, retired now, who agree with me and disagree with you. Just sayin.

Just yesterday, one said, "Cops these days get away with things we would have never gotten away with in years past."

He does firearms training and said he tells Minneapolis cops, "You know why people don't like you and why they make your job so hard? Because you act like jerks."

It's very validating when a guy who was a cop for 30 years says the same things I do. He never said cops are scum though, that's all me.

And clearly you've never been to Minnesota. If you saw what the girls look like here, you wouldn't be saying that. But, maybe you're gay and don't like hot girls. I won't judge.

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And clearly you've never been to Minnesota. If you saw what the girls look like here, you wouldn't be saying that. But, maybe you're gay and don't like hot girls. I won't judge.

I'm going to reply to this because it's all I care about


I'm in Fargo Jackass...I see Minnesotans on a daily basis and [used] to go to your state monthly...

it's F*CKING piece of shit

you have shitty roads, shitty politicians, shitty budgeting skills, shitty casinos besides Shooting Stars, shitty city governments (i.e. Moorhead), your black people while better than our Somalians are whiter than hell, your woman are stupid whores!



AND YOU F*CKERS DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE; EVERYTIME I SEE ONE OF YOUR F*CKING CITIZENS WITH YOUR F*CKING 50 DIFFERENT VARIETY OF LICENSES PLATES DRIVING LIKE A DOUCHE-BAG ON MY SIDE OF THE RIVER I ROADRAGE LIKE A MOTHER F*CKER

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AND YOU F*CKERS DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE; EVERYTIME I SEE ONE OF YOUR F*CKING CITIZENS WITH YOUR F*CKING 50 DIFFERENT VARIETY OF LICENSES PLATES DRIVING LIKE A DOUCHE-BAG ON MY SIDE OF THE RIVER I ROADRAGE LIKE A MOTHER F*CKER


You must be talking about Oregon? lol.

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AND YOU F*CKERS DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE; EVERYTIME I SEE ONE OF YOUR F*CKING CITIZENS WITH YOUR F*CKING 50 DIFFERENT VARIETY OF LICENSES PLATES DRIVING LIKE A DOUCHE-BAG ON MY SIDE OF THE RIVER I ROADRAGE LIKE A MOTHER F*CKER


You must be talking about Oregon? lol.

Sorry havn't seen any of you F*CKERS in my state so I can't say that for Oregoners.

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