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Gman
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So Valve is gay as F*CK
Basically, this happens ALMOST every single time there's an update. Valve pushes out a CS:S update, and says "YO, ALL CS:S SERVERS NEED TO RESTART IN ORDER TO RECEIVE THE UPDATE."
Then all of the CS:S servers in the F*CKING world restart at about the same time (within 30-45 minutes or so) and completely flood the valve update servers.
Then the servers don't update, 'cause every server ever is F*CKING updating.
Now the main and secondary CS:S servers are sitting at the update screen going "HURR DEE DURRRRR"
That's why CS:S is down right now. When Valve's servers get un-dickbutted, then they'll be back up.
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Wed Aug 22, 2012 9:01 pm |
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FuZZyLoGiC
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Joined: Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:37 pm Posts: 370 Location: Colorado Springs
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Re: So Valve is gay as F*CK
thanks for the update Gman...
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Wed Aug 22, 2012 9:07 pm |
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Omega
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Joined: Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 3321 Location: On the Savannah, GA
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Re: So Valve is gay as F*CK
Geniuses. They're just inspirational. Hope this shit pans out soon. Important still waiting on half life 2 episode 3.
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Wed Aug 22, 2012 9:09 pm |
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ResinCactus
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Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:37 am Posts: 1072 Location: Whats a Resin Cactus?
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Re: So Valve is gay as F*CK
BAGOFDICKS = VALVE
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Fird
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Joined: Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:09 am Posts: 696 Location: Texas
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Re: So Valve is gay as F*CK
thanks for taking the time to explain to us not tech savy :(
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Wed Aug 22, 2012 9:45 pm |
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Tazzaler
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Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5727 Location: Dakota, North
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Re: So Valve is gay as F*CK
F*CKING D*CKBUTT
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Wed Aug 22, 2012 9:47 pm |
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davep
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Joined: Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:40 pm Posts: 448 Location: Raleigh, NC
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Re: So Valve is gay as F*CK
Lets make fun of the only publisher worth a shit! Yeah!
In all seriousness though, whatever the issue is they will have it resolved as they always do. I've never not seen Valve have an issue that many people are experiencing and then not fix it right away.
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Wed Aug 22, 2012 9:57 pm |
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Gman
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Re: So Valve is gay as F*CK
davep wrote: Lets make fun of the only publisher worth a shit! Yeah!
In all seriousness though, whatever the issue is they will have it resolved as they always do. I've never not seen Valve have an issue that many people are experiencing and then not fix it right away. So.... you've obviously never had to deal with srcds in any sort of regular capacity. I'll let this stupid ass comment slide.
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Wed Aug 22, 2012 10:38 pm |
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davep
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Re: So Valve is gay as F*CK
Is it really that bad? I've never used it but really haven't heard many complaints from it until now.
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Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:26 pm |
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Gman
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Re: So Valve is gay as F*CK
davep wrote: Is it really that bad? I've never used it but really haven't heard many complaints from it until now. srcds is one of the worst dedicated server applications I've ever dealt with.
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Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:34 pm |
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KuNg_Fu
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Joined: Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 846 Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin
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Re: So Valve is gay as F*CK
Did any one else giggle a bit with the "un-dickbutted"
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Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:17 am |
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chronicW33D
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Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:55 pm Posts: 637 Location: Seattle, WA
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Re: So Valve is gay as F*CK
thankz for the update man. The F*CKING JEWS RUIN EVERYTHING!
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Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:27 am |
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Omega
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Joined: Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 3321 Location: On the Savannah, GA
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Re: So Valve is gay as F*CK
KuNg_Fu wrote: Did any one else giggle a bit with the "un-dickbutted" lol. Very eloquent, wasn't it? :P chronicW33D wrote: thankz for the update man. The F*CKING JEWS RUIN EVERYTHING! I know right? I better see some Illuminati-funded anti-Jewish pogroms going on in this country soon or Ima be pissed. Also, 3000th post FTW.
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Montreal
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Joined: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:46 am Posts: 2623 Location: Montreal, Canada
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Re: So Valve is gay as F*CK
Gman wrote: When Valve's servers get un-dickbutted I laughed.
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Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:06 pm |
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davep
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Re: So Valve is gay as F*CK
Does the update come through Steam or is at separate download? If it does come through Stream and I know i'm stating something obvious but I was wondering if you tried changing the location of where it downloads from, whenever a huge update comes out I usually switch it out of the US to somewhere in Malaysia where it's less clogged.
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Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:14 pm |
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Gman
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Re: So Valve is gay as F*CK
davep wrote: Does the update come through Steam or is at separate download? If it does come through Stream and I know i'm stating something obvious but I was wondering if you tried changing the location of where it downloads from, whenever a huge update comes out I usually switch it out of the US to somewhere in Malaysia where it's less clogged. srcds is independent from steam. You use the steam binary to download srcds, and you can use the steam binary to update srcds, but the way it's designed is such that srcds is capable of updating hlds and itself. To install srcds, you'd run steam with like "./steam -command update -game "counter-strike source" -dir /path/to/wherever" and then to run srcds or even update srcds, you cd to /path/to/wherever and run "./srcds_run +args -autoupdate" csgo, however, requires steamcmd, which is a completely different (and even more shitty) tool to install and update dedicated gameservers. That process is even shittier because you have to have a valid steam account to log in to while you're on the server. If you're interested in learning more and have any linux sysadmin skills, apply to n00b and I might show you a thing or two.
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Caniboid
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Joined: Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:24 am Posts: 2534 Location: Beaverton/Tigard/Portland Oregon
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Re: So Valve is gay as F*CK
My Steam just updated, and now CS GO wont let me join the server. How can I fix this? Is this on of those crap situations where the server has to update too?
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