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Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike
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Field Nigga
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 Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-StrikeJoeMamma wrote: I sucked ass...I HAVEN'T SHOT A GUN SINCE 2007! That's my excuse, and I'm sticking with it.... This is why the pirates keep owning people. We just need to clone the SEAL's and have a clone navy&army etc. |
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[HNIC] Stзamroller ω
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike He actually did pretty well for someone who hasn't shot in 5 years. This picture is skewed against him quite a bit. He's probably a better shot than Sweet Pea, so there's that.
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n00bfest Asshole
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike YAY! I'm better than a girl! It was really fun, though...and I got to shoot a lot of awesome guns. I still think the Garand was my favorite to shoot - that was awesome!
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n00bfest Elder, Senior Admin  Joined: Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 7108 Location: Texas
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike If you don't like to shoot the Garand, please kindly exit to either Canada or Mexico. :D
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n00bfest Retired Ancient, Senior Admin  Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 1944 Location: Parts unknown
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike I thought it was a joke i didn't know he was really with you shooting.
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Field Nigga
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike Gman wrote: ...He's probably a better shot than Sweet Pea... that is all |
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 620 Location: Colorado
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike Joe - your final target is not bad for not "knowing" the gun. Gman's final is....don't break into this man's house...or piss him off. Maybe you should show your target to those ass hat's at colocrossing...and then ask for your money back.
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Re: Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike dirtbag wrote: Gman... Maybe you should show your target to those ass hat's at colocrossing...and then ask for your money back. Best idea yet!!! _________________  |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Thu Jun 03, 2010 4:51 am Posts: 477 Location: Minnesota
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike I guess I need to post up some pictures of my targets so you guys can see what real shooting looks like.
_________________ "Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Benjamin Franklin "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson "It is better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees!" - Emiliano Zapata Owning nubs in CS since the betas. |
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n00bfest Asshole
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike SuperEffect wrote: I thought it was a joke i didn't know he was really with you shooting. Yeah, now that I live in Dallas, I decided to take my wife and kids down to Austin for a weekend - had LOTS of fun with them down there! _________________ When I fart, it smells like a BBP. I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell. |
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:24 am Posts: 2534 Location: Beaverton/Tigard/Portland Oregon
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike Natural Stoner wrote: I guess I need to post up some pictures of my targets so you guys can see what real shooting looks like. You need to stop shooting from 5 feet away.. :) _________________   |
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike Caniboid wrote: Natural Stoner wrote: I guess I need to post up some pictures of my targets so you guys can see what real shooting looks like. You need to stop shooting from 5 feet away.. :) I measure the distance I shoot in yards, not feet. You know, like a man. lol _________________ "Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Benjamin Franklin "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson "It is better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees!" - Emiliano Zapata Owning nubs in CS since the betas. |
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[HNIC] Stзamroller ω
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike Natural Stoner wrote: I guess I need to post up some pictures of my targets so you guys can see what real shooting looks like. I wholeheartedly doubt, unless you've done some super-srs competition training, that you'll shoot better than me if you shoot at the same distance and as fast as I did. _________________ I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S Thompson |
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike Gman wrote: Natural Stoner wrote: I guess I need to post up some pictures of my targets so you guys can see what real shooting looks like. I wholeheartedly doubt, unless you've done some super-srs competition training, that you'll shoot better than me if you shoot at the same distance and as fast as I did. I do shoot competitively actually. _________________ "Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Benjamin Franklin "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson "It is better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees!" - Emiliano Zapata Owning nubs in CS since the betas. |
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike Natural Stoner wrote: Gman wrote: Natural Stoner wrote: I guess I need to post up some pictures of my targets so you guys can see what real shooting looks like. I wholeheartedly doubt, unless you've done some super-srs competition training, that you'll shoot better than me if you shoot at the same distance and as fast as I did. I do shoot competitively actually. Read his signature quote. :) COMPETITION. _________________  |
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Lazer Jesus  Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike I can't stop laughing.
YOU SUCK, JOE. _________________ I got a sex change. |
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[HNIC] Stзamroller ω
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike Natural Stoner wrote: Gman wrote: Natural Stoner wrote: I guess I need to post up some pictures of my targets so you guys can see what real shooting looks like. I wholeheartedly doubt, unless you've done some super-srs competition training, that you'll shoot better than me if you shoot at the same distance and as fast as I did. I do shoot competitively actually. What sort of matches? And what sort of pistol do you shoot? _________________ I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S Thompson |
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Game Server Admin Joined: Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:24 am Posts: 2534 Location: Beaverton/Tigard/Portland Oregon
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike Gman wrote: Natural Stoner wrote: I do shoot competitively actually. What sort of matches? And what sort of pistol do you shoot? He's as good as the guy in Tripple Tap! _________________ |
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[n00b] Member Joined: Thu Jun 03, 2010 4:51 am Posts: 477 Location: Minnesota
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike Gman wrote: What sort of matches? And what sort of pistol do you shoot? IPSC. Production, high power factor with the mighty HK USP Tactical .45. It comes stock with match trigger and barrel. But, honestly I'm switching to my Kimber 1911, since I hardly have to aim and I can still get the bullet exactly where I want it to go, including double taps, which is important for competition. I've never been able to do that with any other pistol that wasn't a .22 before. Maybe it's all the trigger, who knows. _________________ "Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Benjamin Franklin "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson "It is better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees!" - Emiliano Zapata Owning nubs in CS since the betas. |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 1497 Location: Texas
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike you might have better luck hitting something if you empty your mag and just throw the bullets.
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