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 Breakfast of Champions 
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So I just woke up....a bit hung over. The wife is gone. I'm eating a breakfast burrito that I bought yesterday...for this occasion. But, its really hot...green chili and all....so I'm drinking scotish ale instead of coffee. I may be an acoholic. I'm wondering if I go to church....will they notice my beer breath. Toothpaste may not cut it...this time. Any suggestions?


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Brush and then use mouthwash. If you can chew some gum on the way in and should be alright

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Don't go to church?


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Sweet Pea wrote:
Don't go to church!

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church commit sins Monday - Saturday on Sunday give god $20 and your forgiven

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people at church are most likely bigger drunks than you.

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Whats Church?

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I didn't go.....I crashed after I ate .....for four hours.


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Old people do sleep a lot.

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Just go to a catholic church where they serve real wine.

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