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 Kill Me Now 
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After he said, "Well, i guess its time to remove the haters." "Starting with you."


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Lots of people have birthdays in early November. I like to think that it's because their parents fucked on Valentine's day.

"OH BABY YOU BOUGHT ME A HALLMARK CARD AND SOME F*CKING ROSES. PLEASE BUST A LOAD IN MY SNATCH AND LET'S MAKE A CRITTER"
"LOL K"
*SPLAT*

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Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:12 pm
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im curious as to why he was on your friend's list to begin with Luke, either way, who gives a shit if the guy removes you?


Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:16 pm
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Ma Deuce RMP wrote:
im curious as to why he was on your friend's list to begin with Luke, either way, who gives a shit if the guy removes you?

You see, it was a dark time in my life, and i was addicted to My Little Pony. It was a very very vicious addiction and it was eating at me from the inside. I couldnt tell why i was so into it but i was. One day i was talking in a brony chat room and i met this guy. We hit it off, we would send each other collectibles and swap My Little Pony coloring books. It wasnt until i was talking to one of my non-brony friends that i realized how terrible MLP really was. You see, he was an employee at a company in charge of MLP and he learned about all of the horrid techniques used to brain-wash people who watch the show. He told me about it and from then on i lived to stop the MLP/brony threat. I have an entire section of my room dedicated to the weapons i use to kill bronys and MLP executives. I have katanas, rifles, pistols, antrax pills, i have Conium maculatum (hemlock) growing on my window sill that i use to lace my little pony candy, and my favorite...A TEXAN. So far i have killed 43 bronys and 4 executives. I am not going to stop until this growing threat is over.


(Actually i dont care, just pointing out how lame bronys are. Also he was added before he became a brony. XD)

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Lots of people have birthdays in early November. I like to think that it's because their parents fucked on Valentine's day.

"OH BABY YOU BOUGHT ME A HALLMARK CARD AND SOME F*CKING ROSES. PLEASE BUST A LOAD IN MY SNATCH AND LET'S MAKE A CRITTER"
"LOL K"
*SPLAT*

-Gman


Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:56 pm
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You're all F*CKING gay.

Like dick in ass gay.

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Tazzaler wrote:
You're all F*CKING gay.

Like dick in ass gay.

You are retarded.

Like wins the special olympics retarded.

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Lots of people have birthdays in early November. I like to think that it's because their parents fucked on Valentine's day.

"OH BABY YOU BOUGHT ME A HALLMARK CARD AND SOME F*CKING ROSES. PLEASE BUST A LOAD IN MY SNATCH AND LET'S MAKE A CRITTER"
"LOL K"
*SPLAT*

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Luke wrote:
Ma Deuce RMP wrote:
im curious as to why he was on your friend's list to begin with Luke, either way, who gives a shit if the guy removes you?

You see, it was a dark time in my life, and i was addicted to My Little Pony. It was a very very vicious addiction and it was eating at me from the inside. I couldnt tell why i was so into it but i was. One day i was talking in a brony chat room and i met this guy. We hit it off, we would send each other collectibles and swap My Little Pony coloring books. It wasnt until i was talking to one of my non-brony friends that i realized how terrible MLP really was. You see, he was an employee at a company in charge of MLP and he learned about all of the horrid techniques used to brain-wash people who watch the show...

(Actually i dont care, just pointing out how lame bronys are. Also he was added before he became a brony. XD)

Ehh i enjoyed it when it first came out, thought it was funny as F*CK then it got dragged out, wish i could sell back my brony shit...
Butttttt if your being ceral bout the techniques your talkin bout plz do detail, if not and i fell into a joke then im F*CKIN retarded or maybe Tazzaler is right?


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Ma Deuce RMP wrote:
Ehh i enjoyed it when it first came out, thought it was funny as F*CK then it got dragged out, wish i could sell back my brony shit...
Butttttt if your being ceral bout the techniques your talkin bout plz do detail, if not and i fell into a joke then im F*CKIN retarded or maybe Tazzaler is right?

Actually, im not kidding i really do kill bronies and Execs. of MLP what i do most of the time is meet people on funnyjunk or brony chat rooms and then meet them in real life and then take them out. But sometimes i just look for a guy in a MLP shirt and then kill em there.

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Lots of people have birthdays in early November. I like to think that it's because their parents fucked on Valentine's day.

"OH BABY YOU BOUGHT ME A HALLMARK CARD AND SOME F*CKING ROSES. PLEASE BUST A LOAD IN MY SNATCH AND LET'S MAKE A CRITTER"
"LOL K"
*SPLAT*

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There is a giant brony community where I live. I used to be a brony, but then I learned that being a whovian gets you so many girls lol.

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What in the F*CK is a brony?

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KuNg_Fu wrote:
What in the F*CK is a brony?


I am equally lost in this thread...


Mon Mar 26, 2012 1:50 am
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There is a tool called urban dictionary you know

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Lots of people have birthdays in early November. I like to think that it's because their parents fucked on Valentine's day.

"OH BABY YOU BOUGHT ME A HALLMARK CARD AND SOME F*CKING ROSES. PLEASE BUST A LOAD IN MY SNATCH AND LET'S MAKE A CRITTER"
"LOL K"
*SPLAT*

-Gman


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Luke wrote:
There is a tool called urban dictionary you know

Thank you Luke, my exact thoughts


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I got roped into watching some of it because a friend of mine is a brony... and no. Just no. It really isn't good. Take your hipster-inspired sense of irony and stick it up your ass.

Just saying.

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Luke wrote:
Ma Deuce RMP wrote:
im curious as to why he was on your friend's list to begin with Luke, either way, who gives a shit if the guy removes you?

You see, it was a dark time in my life, and i was addicted to My Little Pony.


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You all are gay as hell bronys really? Fuckn faggots I'm going to go jerkoff lift weights and play video games all same time. And who F*CK would watch my little pony unless. U had a 5yo daughter

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I agree with winit... you are F*CKING gay

"like dick in butt gay" -Tazz

I think you should kill yourself for even knowing these terms and making me look them up so I could figure out wtf you were talking about.

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Hobo Joe wrote:
I agree with winit... you are F*CKING gay

"like dick in butt gay" -Tazz

I think you should kill yourself for even knowing these terms and making me look them up so I could figure out wtf you were talking about.

I was spreading brony awareness so maybe one day you could do what i do and stop the threat. THINK OF YOUR POSSIBLE KIDS MAN

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Lots of people have birthdays in early November. I like to think that it's because their parents fucked on Valentine's day.

"OH BABY YOU BOUGHT ME A HALLMARK CARD AND SOME F*CKING ROSES. PLEASE BUST A LOAD IN MY SNATCH AND LET'S MAKE A CRITTER"
"LOL K"
*SPLAT*

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Luke wrote:
Hobo Joe wrote:
I agree with winit... you are F*CKING gay

"like dick in butt gay" -Tazz

I think you should kill yourself for even knowing these terms and making me look them up so I could figure out wtf you were talking about.

I was spreading brony awareness so maybe one day you could do what i do and stop the threat. THINK OF YOUR POSSIBLE KIDS MAN

DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN GUY, for the children....


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Tazzaler wrote:
You're all F*CKING gay.

Like dick in ass gay.

WAIT WHEN DID DICK IN THE ASS BECOME GAY??? i need to catch up on current events

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