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 Tax Breaks to Americans with mustaches! 
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I couldn't help but post this....mustache ride is open. But, you have to come to Singapore. I'm working here for the next couple of weeks.


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(AP) — A Republican congressman from Maryland is in a hairy situation over a proposal to give tax breaks to Americans with mustaches.

The American Mustache Institute claimed Tuesday that Rep. Roscoe Bartlett had lent his support to the `Stache Act, which calls for a tax deduction of up to $250 a year for facial hair grooming.

But Bartlett’s office said he never supported the measure. Staffers said Wednesday that they only forwarded a copy of the proposal to the House Ways & Means Committee, without the congressman’s knowledge, after receiving a media inquiry about it. That led the institute to believe Bartlett, who has long had a mustache, supported the measure.

“For the record: Roscoe is pro-stache, but he does not believe Americans should pay for people’s personal grooming decisions,” Bartlett’s chief of staff, Deborah Burrell, said in a statement.

So far, no other representatives have supported the mustache proposal.

At least one of Bartlett’s Republican primary opponents is criticizing him over the facial hair flap. The longtime incumbent faces several challengers in the 6th District, which was redrawn to include more Democratic voters.

The American Mustache Institute, meanwhile, issued a statement faulting Burrell for what it called a “shameful reversal.”

“We are highly disappointed by their reversal based on the fact that the congressman’s opponents in the race are jumping on the bandwagon to criticize him,” chairman Aaron Perlut said. “They obviously don’t understand what it is to be a mustached American.”


Thu Mar 01, 2012 1:31 am
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dirtbag wrote:
“They obviously don’t understand what it is to be a mustached American.”



Indeed.

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Thu Mar 01, 2012 3:17 am
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I tried growing a mustache once. it made me look like a dirty mexican

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I had a "deployment stache" going while I was on the ship...other than that, I cannot stand the feel of it! However, if there was a tax break, I might just grow one out :D

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Falcon wrote:
I tried growing a mustache once. it made me look like a dirty mexican


Me too. That's why I kept it.

Also, I bet you grew it because it tickled' all the boys.

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