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Simone: One moment please... Simone: I have offered to assist you, I have offered to send a technician to assist you. Would you like me to help you by sending someone to assist you? jOSH ALDERMAN: FOR WHAT A BLOWJOB? WHY HAVNT THEY FIXED THIS ALREADY WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE Simone: Sir, could you please remain to be professional, I am trying to assist you. jOSH ALDERMAN: I AM PROFESSIONAL IM DOING THIS IM PURPOSE TO PUT MY POINT ACCROSS UNTILL YOUR COMPANY GETS IT RIGHT. Simone: Is there anything else I can assist you with? jOSH ALDERMAN: GIVE ME MY MONEYS BACK ALL OF IT NOW Simone: One moment please... Simone: As I stated I am unable to refund your money. Is there anything else I can help you with? jOSH ALDERMAN: ARE YOU F*CKING FOR REAL IS THIS EVEN A REAL PERSON jOSH ALDERMAN: OMG Simone: Yes, I am a real person. jOSH ALDERMAN: YEAH THATS TEXTBOX5.0 Simone: Is there anything else I can assist you with? jOSH ALDERMAN: FAVORITE COLOR Simone: Is there anything else I can assist you with? jOSH ALDERMAN: RES LUK RAUF Simone: One moment please... Simone: I'm sorry sir, I only speak English
it goes on like this for a while....basically never get brighthouse cable/internet as they suck a big bag of donkey dicks
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Simone: Is there anything else I can assist you with? jOSH ALDERMAN: more credits jOSH ALDERMAN: MORE jOSH ALDERMAN: MORE jOSH ALDERMAN: MORE Simone: As I stated I have credit the account for $26.79. jOSH ALDERMAN: THIS INTERNET SUCKS AFRICAN AMERICAN DICK Simone: Please keep this professional. jOSH ALDERMAN: A 14.4K MODEM IS FASTER THAN THIS GARBAGE Simone: Is there anything else I can assist you
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Tue Sep 13, 2011 11:46 am
winitnow
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Re: A not so Bright House discussion
lmao sunds like u had fun...so wtf was wrong first place?
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The conversation is funny but yeah it sucks to have shitty service
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Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:19 pm
VipHagen
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Joined: Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:23 pm Posts: 235 Location: San Antonio
Re: A not so Bright House discussion
What is exatly wrong with our internet..? Slow? And u need to ask for his supervisor... ? Did u have a tech out yet? Or your trying that? If u want a tech out even though the internet is working slow tell them its not working just unhplug it.. So they cant talk to the mofem and get reading once your done plug it back in.. This way u should get someone to ir house...
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Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:38 pm
Cyning of Scedenig
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Re: A not so Bright House discussion
You should have recorded it
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Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:05 am
AnalChowMein
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Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 3216 Location: Michigan
Re: A not so Bright House discussion
I have had some funny conversations with chat helps in the past. I need to start saving them.
I use to due over night support and man some people would call drunker than dad talking about they can connect..come to find out the F*CKING modem was off or some bull like that. what was better is I was high as F*CK so I would put them on mute and laugh my ass off.
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