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The indigenous people of North America can grow facial hair, contrary to the misconception that they cannot.


I'm not sure I can love that boy face anymore. You have lied to me.

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Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:06 pm
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OH GOD THE DECEPTION.,...THE DECEPTION!!!!!!

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Tazz, is there a penis on your signature??? ????

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There is!!!

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Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:54 pm
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The indigenous people of North America can grow facial hair, contrary to the misconception that they cannot.


I'm not sure I can love that boy face anymore. You have lied to me.


HA!! F*CK that shit where did you find that? I got patches all over my face, I can't grow a beard to F*CK a homeless chick. If my dumbass wouldn't have started shaving in middle school because all the white kids had facial hair I probably wouldn't have any right now.

I still have absolutely no side burns. NONE! not an inch not a quarter inch. F*CKING none. All I wanted was a pair of kick ass side burns and a goatee. I've almost got the goatee and I'm F*CKING 30. Maybe I'll have the whole thing by the time I'm 40.

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bet ct all

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DurangoKiD wrote:
bet ct all


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AngryKitten wrote:
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The indigenous people of North America can grow facial hair, contrary to the misconception that they cannot.


I'm not sure I can love that boy face anymore. You have lied to me.


HA!! F*CK that shit where did you find that? I got patches all over my face, I can't grow a beard to F*CK a homeless chick. If my dumbass wouldn't have started shaving in middle school because all the white kids had facial hair I probably wouldn't have any right now.

I still have absolutely no side burns. NONE! not an inch not a quarter inch. F*CKING none. All I wanted was a pair of kick ass side burns and a goatee. I've almost got the goatee and I'm F*CKING 30. Maybe I'll have the whole thing by the time I'm 40.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

OLD F*CK.

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Dude, that statement is a LIE!!!

I'm somewhere between 1/16 and 1/8th American Indian and it took me 40 years to grow a HALF ASSED goatie.

Go F*CK yourselves you damned hairy apes.

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Dude, that statement is a LIE!!!

I'm somewhere between 1/16 and 1/8th American Indian and it took me 40 years to grow a HALF ASSED goatie.

Go F*CK yourselves you damned hairy apes.

Woow, I wish I can be like that, I always cut myself when I'm shaving every 3 days.


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Electric trimmer rules. If i don't shave every day i turn into a wookie. Also I laughed at the above statement. What a n00b.

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Post Re: Vision.
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AngryKitten wrote:
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The indigenous people of North America can grow facial hair, contrary to the misconception that they cannot.


I'm not sure I can love that boy face anymore. You have lied to me.


HA!! F*CK that shit where did you find that? I got patches all over my face, I can't grow a beard to F*CK a homeless chick. If my dumbass wouldn't have started shaving in middle school because all the white kids had facial hair I probably wouldn't have any right now.

I still have absolutely no side burns. NONE! not an inch not a quarter inch. F*CKING none. All I wanted was a pair of kick ass side burns and a goatee. I've almost got the goatee and I'm F*CKING 30. Maybe I'll have the whole thing by the time I'm 40.


By the time you are 40 your hair will be falling out. And to put it in your face I am rocking a full sweet stash with small soul patch, something like this...

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the grass is always greener on the other side. i sincerely wish i didn't have to shave EVERYDAY. it's a big annoyance.

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