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 Herein lies a brief history of the United States 
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Post Herein lies a brief history of the United States
1776 - "Man, F*CK taxes. Also, Canada."

2009 - "Man, F*CK taxes. Also, Canada."

The End.



Discuss.

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I fucked your mom. Also Canada.


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My mom only fucks black guys.

And oddly enough she told me you were a HOMOSEXUAL.

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Lawlz thats pretty true kitten.

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It was probably one of the worst $209 investments I've ever made. I find it is extremely hard to play video games with a giant dick in your ass.


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OCTOPUS wrote:
I f**ked your mom. Also Canada.

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How many girls (not fatties) have touched your no-no spot because you were a competitive CS player?
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Not everyone is a F*CKING homosexual gun freak like you are.


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Last time I checked the history books in 1812 Canada fucked the States and burnt down your White House.

CANADA ROCKS Bitches!


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That may be true but we built another one and i dare you bitches to do it again.

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I bought a SuckerTech 18" Gaming Dildo a couple of days ago from a local dildo peddler.

It was probably one of the worst $209 investments I've ever made. I find it is extremely hard to play video games with a giant dick in your ass.


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That may be true but we built another one and i dare you bitches to do it again.


We hired mexico to build it for us, they had it up in half an hour.

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Pyrokid wrote:
doublesven wrote:
That may be true but we built another one and i dare you bitches to do it again.


We hired mexico to build it for us, they had it up in half an hour.


rofl


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Pyrokid wrote:
doublesven wrote:
That may be true but we built another one and i dare you bitches to do it again.


We hired mexico to build it for us, they had it up in half an hour.


lulz


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Mother effin LOLz Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_04

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Pyrokid wrote:
doublesven wrote:
That may be true but we built another one and i dare you bitches to do it again.


We hired mexico to build it for us, they had it up in half an hour.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


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Hey, Ginzu!

Are you wearing a mask to work or are you a real man who will kick the swine flu's bitch ass?

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mad cow, bird flu, now the swine flu! what's next beaver flu?

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Vaginal flu...wait..AIDS

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hahaha we're all gunna go out eazy e style, without the F*CKING hookers part.

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Prom3th3us wrote:
mad cow, bird flu, now the swine flu! what's next beaver flu?


Luckily for us (unfortunately for media corporations) there is no strain of influenza for beavers.

Except Coach's.

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AngryKitten wrote:
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mad cow, bird flu, now the swine flu! what's next beaver flu?


Luckily for us (unfortunately for media corporations) there is no strain of influenza for beavers.

Except Coach's.


ROFL!!!

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Hey, Ginzu!

Are you wearing a mask to work or are you a real man who will kick the swine flu's bitch ass?


Nah, i aint wearing one.

Humm i dont know what to think man, i just dont think that a little shitty mask would help at all, i think it can help minimize the impact, but still, i dont know who is the fool here, me not wearing a doc mask or them wearing that damn doc mask.

The reason im not wearing a mask right now, its not because i dont give a F*CK about my life, but humm i just dont want to feel like that man, all paranoid and scared, and start thinking that everyone has that shit, im probably stupid because for now i aint using shit.

Today shit started geting a little bit more crazy here, since im living in Monterrey and where the infection sprouded was in D.F. (Distrito Federal), more people are getting infected, even more people are starting to die, even as we speak, and i dont know man i dont want to be running loose or start to loose my mind to that shit, i´ll probably need to buy me a damn mask for corporate policy´s and any other social reponsability bullshit.

But nah i aint wearing shit thon.


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Interesting perspective.

Thank you.

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