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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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 Herein lies a brief history of the United States
1776 - "Man, F*CK taxes. Also, Canada."
2009 - "Man, F*CK taxes. Also, Canada."
The End.
Discuss.
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| Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:12 am |
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OCTOPUS
Forum Newbie
Joined: Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 34
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I fucked your mom. Also Canada.
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| Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:34 am |
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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My mom only fucks black guys.
And oddly enough she told me you were a HOMOSEXUAL.
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| Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:19 am |
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doublesven
I have NO life....
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2552
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Lawlz thats pretty true kitten.
_________________AngryKitten wrote: I bought a SuckerTech 18" Gaming Dildo a couple of days ago from a local dildo peddler.
It was probably one of the worst $209 investments I've ever made. I find it is extremely hard to play video games with a giant dick in your ass.
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| Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:11 am |
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RussianTrix
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 2049 Location: UNDER YOUR BED
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OCTOPUS wrote: I f**ked your mom. Also Canada.
_________________ Vision wrote: How many girls (not fatties) have touched your no-no spot because you were a competitive CS player?
JoeMamma wrote: Not everyone is a F*CKING homosexual gun freak like you are.
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| Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:58 am |
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CPTReynolds
Game Server Admin
Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 4380 Location: Doing your Mom while your sister waits her turn!
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Last time I checked the history books in 1812 Canada fucked the States and burnt down your White House.
CANADA ROCKS Bitches!
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| Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:23 pm |
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doublesven
I have NO life....
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2552
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That may be true but we built another one and i dare you bitches to do it again.
_________________AngryKitten wrote: I bought a SuckerTech 18" Gaming Dildo a couple of days ago from a local dildo peddler.
It was probably one of the worst $209 investments I've ever made. I find it is extremely hard to play video games with a giant dick in your ass.
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| Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:10 pm |
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Pyrokid
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Joined: Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 2334 Location: Texas
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doublesven wrote: That may be true but we built another one and i dare you bitches to do it again.
We hired mexico to build it for us, they had it up in half an hour.
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| Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:24 pm |
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Shorty
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Joined: Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1349 Location: Cincinnati
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Pyrokid wrote: doublesven wrote: That may be true but we built another one and i dare you bitches to do it again. We hired mexico to build it for us, they had it up in half an hour.
rofl
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| Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:13 pm |
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virus
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Joined: Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 1918 Location: Miami, FL
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Pyrokid wrote: doublesven wrote: That may be true but we built another one and i dare you bitches to do it again. We hired mexico to build it for us, they had it up in half an hour.
lulz
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| Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:21 am |
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DurangoKiD
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Feb 19, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2559 Location: Tampa, FL
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Mother effin LOLz Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_04
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| Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:39 am |
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Ginzu
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Joined: Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 2713
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Pyrokid wrote: doublesven wrote: That may be true but we built another one and i dare you bitches to do it again. We hired mexico to build it for us, they had it up in half an hour.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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| Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:38 am |
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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Hey, Ginzu!
Are you wearing a mask to work or are you a real man who will kick the swine flu's bitch ass?
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| Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:11 pm |
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Prom3th3us
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Joined: Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 317 Location: Kentucky
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mad cow, bird flu, now the swine flu! what's next beaver flu?
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| Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:44 pm |
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Coach
One-Eyed Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 4936 Location: Gardendale, Texas
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Vaginal flu...wait..AIDS
_________________Sir, have you been drinking tonight? 
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| Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:45 pm |
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Prom3th3us
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Joined: Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 317 Location: Kentucky
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hahaha we're all gunna go out eazy e style, without the F*CKING hookers part.
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| Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:46 pm |
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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Prom3th3us wrote: mad cow, bird flu, now the swine flu! what's next beaver flu?
Luckily for us (unfortunately for media corporations) there is no strain of influenza for beavers.
Except Coach's.
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| Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:46 pm |
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Prom3th3us
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Joined: Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 317 Location: Kentucky
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AngryKitten wrote: Prom3th3us wrote: mad cow, bird flu, now the swine flu! what's next beaver flu? Luckily for us (unfortunately for media corporations) there is no strain of influenza for beavers. Except Coach's.
ROFL!!!
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| Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:49 pm |
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Ginzu
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Joined: Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 2713
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AngryKitten wrote: Hey, Ginzu!
Are you wearing a mask to work or are you a real man who will kick the swine flu's bitch ass?
Nah, i aint wearing one.
Humm i dont know what to think man, i just dont think that a little shitty mask would help at all, i think it can help minimize the impact, but still, i dont know who is the fool here, me not wearing a doc mask or them wearing that damn doc mask.
The reason im not wearing a mask right now, its not because i dont give a F*CK about my life, but humm i just dont want to feel like that man, all paranoid and scared, and start thinking that everyone has that shit, im probably stupid because for now i aint using shit.
Today shit started geting a little bit more crazy here, since im living in Monterrey and where the infection sprouded was in D.F. (Distrito Federal), more people are getting infected, even more people are starting to die, even as we speak, and i dont know man i dont want to be running loose or start to loose my mind to that shit, i´ll probably need to buy me a damn mask for corporate policy´s and any other social reponsability bullshit.
But nah i aint wearing shit thon.
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| Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:42 pm |
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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Interesting perspective.
Thank you.
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