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Vision
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Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am
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Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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So theres no way around the whole stuffing something up your butthole when you hit 40 eh?
_________________ "attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage
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| Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:57 pm |
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doublesven
I have NO life....
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:00 pm
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Im going to not shit for 3 days when i go have mine done that why its all nice and lubed up in there for him.
_________________AngryKitten wrote: I bought a SuckerTech 18" Gaming Dildo a couple of days ago from a local dildo peddler.
It was probably one of the worst $209 investments I've ever made. I find it is extremely hard to play video games with a giant dick in your ass.
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| Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:22 pm |
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Vision
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 4626
Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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doublesven wrote: Im going to not s**t for 3 days when i go have mine done that why its all nice and lubed up in there for him. I think they give you something to flush you out before you come. _________________"attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage
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| Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:51 pm |
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doublesven
I have NO life....
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:00 pm
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Aw so gay so F*CKING gay.
_________________AngryKitten wrote: I bought a SuckerTech 18" Gaming Dildo a couple of days ago from a local dildo peddler.
It was probably one of the worst $209 investments I've ever made. I find it is extremely hard to play video games with a giant dick in your ass.
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Brand0137
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Joined: Fri Apr 30, 2004 11:00 pm
Posts: 1306
Location: Athens, AL
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If you are stopped up they will just dig up there with their fingers and pull it out. 3 fingers deep.
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-Purple-
Game Server Admin
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:00 pm
Posts: 5190
Location: Vegas Baby
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trust me, compared to what spidey and i went through, the finger up the butt is the easy part and it only last a second or two.
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| Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:47 am |
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AnalChowMein
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Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:00 am
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Location: Michigan
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Vision wrote: AnalChowMein wrote: Keep you schlong out of the anus, if you must hide it in the anus use a condom. Poop in your pee hole is not a good thing. You got poop in your pee hole. It used to happen to my partners all the time. So your gay? Not a big deal to me I'm just wondering since your partners get poop in their pee hole I'm guessing its your poop in their pee hole. I'll poop in your butt, then you poop in my butt. I would do this for you. Just you.
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Metalgod
Game Server Admin
Joined: Thu May 13, 2004 11:00 pm
Posts: 2338
Location: Fort Mill South Carolina
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I used to get bladder infections all the time but i started taking Cipro and it helped alot the only bad thing about Cipro is that its a heavy duty antibiotic and it kills all the bacteria in your intestines you have to eat lots of yogurt after you finish the antibiotic to replenish the bacteria. Sounds like you went through hell Spidey at least you didnt have a colonoscopy.
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DurangoKiD
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Joined: Sat Feb 19, 2005 12:00 am
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Location: Tampa, FL
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Woohoo! I got the finger in the butt today!
eat your heart out Anal...
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WeEdMaN
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Joined: Tue Jun 29, 2004 11:00 pm
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Location: Tarpon Springs FL.
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ouch... i'm glad iv never felt that kinda abuse but my girl knows what your goin through she used to get them alot. just be glad its alot harder for guys to get them thene girls..the hole prostate thing is a must at 40 from what i heard check for any kind of cancer an shit like that
_________________<div>n00bfest 4LiF3!! Da WeEdMaN PwNz Ya!</div><br />
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| Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:33 pm |
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Vision
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 4626
Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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AnalChowMein wrote:
I'll poop in your butt, then you poop in my butt. I would do this for you. Just you.
Sweet! It's a date!! _________________"attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage
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r3xx3r
Supreme Spammer
Joined: Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:00 am
Posts: 1074
Location: Westchester
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i would rather jump off a building onto a spike and be impaled through my stomach and bleed to death, than have that procedure done on me!!!!! OMG I ALMOST PASSED OUT WATCHING THAT VIDEO!!!!!
*edit* F*CK, im sorry that happened
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Cakes
Forum Newbie
Joined: Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:00 am
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dude..a straw up ur d**k hole? thats like..ur pee being shoved back inside huh?
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ApoKolypse
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Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am
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Location: London
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I'd rather die of prostate cancer than allow a man (or woman really) to shove pieces of their body up my asshole.
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| Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:36 am |
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r3xx3r
Supreme Spammer
Joined: Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:00 am
Posts: 1074
Location: Westchester
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ApoKolypse wrote: I'd rather die of prostate cancer than allow a man (or woman really) to shove pieces of their body up my asshole. lol, definitely (unless it was u apok)
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Tazzaler
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Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm
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Location: Dakota, North
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ApoKolypse wrote: I'd rather die of prostate cancer than allow a man (or woman really) to shove pieces of their body up my asshole. I beg to differ, any girl can shove their pretty finger up my ass. But the deal is monkey see monkey do.
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