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Is this even feasible...Death by FREEZER??
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2103 Location: Tampa, FL 
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 Is this even feasible...Death by FREEZER?? |
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n00bfest Elder, Senior Admin  Joined: Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 7108 Location: Texas
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Yeah. From what I understand, a freezer is harder to open from the inside than it is from the outside.
Either that or I am completely stupid. _________________ Strange n00bfest Member / Admin Δ Founder strangelegend@n00bfest.com |
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I have NO life....  Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2552
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cuz it creates an airtight seal to keep air out and the handle on the out side gives u leverage to break the seal
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[n00b] Member Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2103 Location: Tampa, FL
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Ok, then the question becomes how do you get yourself in that situation in the first place?
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I have NO life.... Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2552
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um ur reaching in to the bottom of the freezer and ur a short older lady and as u fall in u reach to grab ahold of something an pull the lid shut
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| Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:30 pm |
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Annoying Kid
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YOU DECIDED YOU WANTED TO GO CHILLIN'
And yeah, it would be a lot worse than you think. Residential freezers don't flash freeze (it'd take way too much energy), so it would slowly freeze, allowing the H20 molecules in the our bodies to crystallize into ice, ripping the shit out of our innards. |
| Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:12 pm |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 2334 Location: Texas
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MIKE wrote: YOU DECIDED YOU WANTED TO GO CHILLIN' And yeah, it would be a lot worse than you think. Residential freezers don't flash freeze (it'd take way too much energy), so it would slowly freeze, allowing the H20 molecules in the our bodies to crystallize into ice, ripping the s**t out of our innards. Are you sure they just wouldn't fall asleep then freeze to death? _________________  |
| Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:39 pm |
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[n00b] Member Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2103 Location: Tampa, FL
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MIKE wrote: allowing the H20 molecules in the our bodies to crystallize into ice, ripping the s**t out of our innards. Well, in this case she suffocated Mr. Crystallization. Commercial sized freezer I can see this happening...but she falls into a freezer, and gets locked in. That's just ridiculous. |
| Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:01 pm |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 841
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Maybe she was a midget?
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Annoying Kid
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Pyrokid wrote: MIKE wrote: YOU DECIDED YOU WANTED TO GO CHILLIN' And yeah, it would be a lot worse than you think. Residential freezers don't flash freeze (it'd take way too much energy), so it would slowly freeze, allowing the H20 molecules in the our bodies to crystallize into ice, ripping the s**t out of our innards. Are you sure they just wouldn't fall asleep then freeze to death? Being asleep doesn't necessarily mean you're not feeling pain. But I'd surely hope to be asleep during such an event. |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 110
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ROFL this lady is retarded. If it was an accident she gets a Darwin Award. Or she pissed off her creative pimp and that was her punishment. Bitch better have my money!
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5727 Location: Dakota, North
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hmm...I'm from North Dakota, I can't understand any of this.
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2238 Location: leicester,england
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Lazer Jesus  Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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Strange wrote: Yeah. From what I understand, a freezer is harder to open from the inside than it is from the outside. Either that or I am completely stupid. It's about it. It's far harder to open a sealed vacuum from the inside than the out. _________________ I got a sex change. |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 28 Location: Ellesmere Port, England
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fishkilla wrote: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1782649.ece Suicide by freezer Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_25 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1785559.ece |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2403 Location: FL
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Damn, Freezers are killing us by the dozens now LOL
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[n00b] Member Joined: Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 2334 Location: Texas
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Tikimon wrote: Damn, Freezers are killing us by the dozens now LOL They've tasted human. They want more. _________________ |
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I have NO life.... Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2552
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lol
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[n00b] Member Joined: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2403 Location: FL
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Oh god! lol
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2649
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that's how I get my dick hard, I put it in the freezer.
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